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Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
1
March 24, 2005
Michael: All right Jim. Your quarterlies look very good. How are things at the library? Jim: Oh, I told you. I couldn't close it. So... Michael: So you've come to the master for guidance? Is this what you're saying, grasshopper? Jim: Actually, you called me in here, but yeah. Michael: All right. Well, let me show you how it's done.
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[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
2
March 24, 2005
Michael: Yes, I'd like to speak to your office manager, please. Yes, hello. This is Michael Scott. I am the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products. Just wanted to talk to you manager-a-manger. All right. Done deal. Thank you very much, sir. You're a gentleman and a scholar. Oh, I'm sorry. OK. I'm sorry. My mistake. That was a woman I was talking to, so... She had a very low voice. Probably a smoker, so... So that's the way it's done.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
3
March 24, 2005
Michael: I've, uh, I've been at Dunder Mifflin for 12 years, the last four as Regional Manager. If you want to come through here... See we have the entire floor. So this is my kingdom, as far as the eye can see. This is our receptionist, Pam. Pam! Pam-Pam! Pam Beesly. Pam has been with us for... forever. Right, Pam? Pam: Well. I don't know. Michael: If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago. Pam: What? Michael: Any messages? Pam: Uh, yeah. Just a fax. Michael: Oh! Pam, this is from Corporate. How many times have I told you? There's a special filing cabinet for things from corporate. Pam: You haven't told me. Michael: It's called the wastepaper basket! Look at that! Look at that face.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
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Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
4
March 24, 2005
Michael: People say I am the best boss. They go, 'God we've never worked in a place like this before. You're hilarious.' 'And you get the best out of us.' I think that pretty much sums it up. I found it at Spencer Gifts.
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[ { "Dwight": "As an aficionado of facts and the keeper of all Scranton branch historical data, recount the precise number of years Michael Scott has declared to have dedicated to the Dunder Mifflin empire as of March 24, 2005.", "Jim": "So, just to circle back to that chat you got roped into on March 24, 200...
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Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
7
March 24, 2005
Michael: Whassup! Jim: Whassup! I still love that after seven years. Michael: Whassup! Dwight: Whassup! Michael: Whass...up! Dwight: Whassup. Michael: What? Jim: Nothing. Michael: OK. All right. See you later. Jim: All right. Take care. Michael: Back to work.
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[ { "Dwight": "As an aficionado of facts and the keeper of all Scranton branch historical data, recount the precise number of years Michael Scott has declared to have dedicated to the Dunder Mifflin empire as of March 24, 2005.", "Jim": "So, just to circle back to that chat you got roped into on March 24, 200...
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Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
9
March 24, 2005
Michael: Corporate really doesn't really interfere with me at all. Jan Levinson Gould. Jan, hello. I call her Hillary Rodham Clinton. Right? Not to her face, because... well, not because I'm scared of her. Because I'm not. But, um... Yeah.
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[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
10
March 24, 2005
Jan: Alright, was there anything you wanted to add to the agenda? Michael: Um... Me no get an agenda. Jan: What? I'm sorry? Michael: I didn't get any agenda. Jan: Well, I faxed one over to you this morning. Michael: Really? I didn't... Did we get a fax this morning? Pam: Uh, yeah, the one... Michael: Why isn't it in my hand? A company runs on efficiency of communication, right? So what's the problem, Pam? Why didn't I get it? Pam: You put in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet. Michael: Yeah, that was a joke. That was a joke that was actually my brother's, and... It was supposed to be with bills and it doesn't work great with faxes. Jan: Do you want to look at mine? Michael: Yeah, yeah. Lovely. Thank you. Jan: OK. Since the last meeting, Ellen and the board have decided we can't justify a Scranton branch and a Stamford branch. Michael: OK... Jan: Michael, don't panic. Michael: No, no, no, no, this is good. This is good. This is fine. Excellent. Jan: No, no, no, Michael, listen OK. Don't panic. We haven't made... We haven't decided. Michael: All the alarm bells are kind of going... ringie-dingie-ding! Jan: I've spoken to Josh in Stamford. I've told him the same as you and it's up to either him or you to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other. Michael: OK. No problem. Jan: This does, however, mean that there is going to be downsizing. Michael: Me no wanna hear that, Jan. Because downsizing is a bitch. It is a real bitch. And I wouldn't wish that on Josh's men. I certainly wouldn't wish it on my men. Or women, present company excluded. Sorry. Uh, is Josh concerned about downsizing himself? Not downsizing himself but is he concerned about downsizing?
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
[ [ "Accounting", "Human resources", "Security supervisor of the branch", "Receptionist", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Human resources", "Manager", "Branch employee", "Salesman", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Branch employee", "Salesman"...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "As an aficionado of facts and the keeper of all Scranton branch historical data, recount the precise number of years Michael Scott has declared to have dedicated to the Dunder Mifflin empire as of March 24, 2005.", "Jim": "So, just to circle back to that chat you got roped into on March 24, 200...
[ [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "12" ]
[ 30 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Do you know the precise number of years Michael Scott claims to have dedicated to Dunder Mifflin?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, how long has Michael claimed to be part of the Dunder Mifflin family again?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember how long Michael mentioned he's been with Du...
[ [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "12" ]
[ 30 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", "Drew Carey", "Abraham Lincoln", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 10, 21, 33, 37, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
11
March 24, 2005
Michael: Question. How long do we have to... Oh uh, Todd Packer, terrific rep. Do you mind if I take it? Jan: Go ahead. Michael: Packman. Todd Packer: Hey, you big queen. Michael: Oh, that's not appropriate. Todd Packer: Hey, is old Godzillary coming in today? Michael: Uh, I don't know what you mean. Todd Packer: I've been meaning to ask her one question. Does the carpet match the drapes? Michael: Oh, my God! Oh! That's... horrifying. Horrible. Horrible person. Jan: So do you think we could keep a lid on this for now? I don't want to worry people unnecessarily. Michael: No, absolutely. Under this regime, it will not leave this office. Like that.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
[ [ "Desk job", "Paper supplier", "Jersey state varsity basketball team", "Warehouse worker", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Corporate lawyer", "Sales", "Concierge", "Accounting department", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Candlemaker", "Cor...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "As an aficionado of facts and the keeper of all Scranton branch historical data, recount the precise number of years Michael Scott has declared to have dedicated to the Dunder Mifflin empire as of March 24, 2005.", "Jim": "So, just to circle back to that chat you got roped into on March 24, 200...
[ [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "12" ]
[ 30 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Do you know the precise number of years Michael Scott claims to have dedicated to Dunder Mifflin?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, how long has Michael claimed to be part of the Dunder Mifflin family again?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember how long Michael mentioned he's been with Du...
[ [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "12" ]
[ 30 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", "Drew Carey", "Abraham Lincoln", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 10, 21, 33, 37, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
16
March 24, 2005
Michael: Am I going to tell them? No, I am not going to tell them. I don't see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
[ [ "Candlemaker", "Hr", "Regional manager", "Jersey state varsity basketball team", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Volunteer", "Cpr trainer", "Tollbooth operator", "Branch employee", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Accounting department", "...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "As an aficionado of facts and the keeper of all Scranton branch historical data, recount the precise number of years Michael Scott has declared to have dedicated to the Dunder Mifflin empire as of March 24, 2005.", "Jim": "So, just to circle back to that chat you got roped into on March 24, 200...
[ [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "12" ]
[ 30 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Do you know the precise number of years Michael Scott claims to have dedicated to Dunder Mifflin?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, how long has Michael claimed to be part of the Dunder Mifflin family again?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember how long Michael mentioned he's been with Du...
[ [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "12" ]
[ 30 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", "Drew Carey", "Abraham Lincoln", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 10, 21, 33, 37, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
17
March 24, 2005
Michael: Hey. Ryan: Hey. Pam: This is Mr. Scott. Michael: Guilty! Guilty as charged! Ryan: Ryan Howard from the temp agency. Daniqua sent me down to start today. Michael: Howard, like Moe Howard. Three Stooges. Ryan: Yup. Michael: Watch this. This is Moe. Nyuck-nyuck-nyuck-nyuck-nyuck. Mee! Ah, right here. Three Stooges. Oh, Pam. It's a guy thing, Pam. I'm sort of a student of comedy. Watch this. Here we go. I'm Hitler. Adolf Hitler.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
[ [ "Hr representative", "Hr rep", "Accounting department", "Hr", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Regional manager", "Sales", "Concierge", "Upper management", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Temping", "Concierge", "Assistant to the region...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "As an aficionado of facts and the keeper of all Scranton branch historical data, recount the precise number of years Michael Scott has declared to have dedicated to the Dunder Mifflin empire as of March 24, 2005.", "Jim": "So, just to circle back to that chat you got roped into on March 24, 200...
[ [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "12" ]
[ 30 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Do you know the precise number of years Michael Scott claims to have dedicated to Dunder Mifflin?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, how long has Michael claimed to be part of the Dunder Mifflin family again?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember how long Michael mentioned he's been with Du...
[ [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "12" ]
[ 30 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", "Drew Carey", "Abraham Lincoln", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Petty cash", "His jokes", "His Dundie award", "Post-it Notes", "I don't know....
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 10, 33, 37, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
21
March 24, 2005
Pam: You just still have these messages from yesterday. Michael: Relax. Everything's under control. Uh, yeah. Yeah. That's important. Right. Oh this is so important, I should run to answer it. Pam: What? Michael: Come on. Six-Million Dollar Man! Steve Austin! Actually, that would be a good salary for me, don't you think? Six million dollars? Memo to Jan. I deserve a raise. Pam: Don't we all? Michael: I'm sorry? Pam: Nothing. Michael: If you're unhappy with your compensation, maybe you should take it up with HR. OK. Not today, OK? Pam, just be professional.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
[ [ "Foreman", "Tollbooth operator", "Regional manager of dunder mifflin scranton", "Corporate hr", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Tollbooth operator", "Accounting department", "Assistant to the regional manager", "Branch manager", "I don't know. (None of the abo...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "In reference to the discourse from March 24, 2005, identify the member of the Three Stooges that Michael Scott emulates in his interaction with the interim worker.", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, who was Michael channeling from The Three Stooges during his memorable intro to the temp on M...
[ [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Moe", "12" ]
[ 21, 30 ]
[ { "Dwight": "In the manner of the Schrute family's well-documented precision and affinity for classic slapstick humor, identify the specific member of the Three Stooges that Michael elects to emulate upon introduction to the transient subordinate.", "Jim": "Hey, you remember when Michael introduces himself ...
[ [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Moe", "12" ]
[ 21, 30 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", "Drew Carey", "Abraham Lincoln", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Petty cash", "His jokes", "His Dundie award", "Post-it Notes", "I don't know....
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 10, 33, 37, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
22
March 24, 2005
Michael: I think I'm a role model here. I think I garner people's respect. Attention all Dunder Mifflin employees, please. We have a meeting in the conference room, ASAP.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
[ [ "Concierge", "Parasailing instructor", "Accounting", "Desk job", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Candlemaker", "Hr representative", "Warehouse worker", "Security supervisor of the branch", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Tollbooth operator", ...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "In reference to the discourse from March 24, 2005, identify the member of the Three Stooges that Michael Scott emulates in his interaction with the interim worker.", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, who was Michael channeling from The Three Stooges during his memorable intro to the temp on M...
[ [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Moe", "12" ]
[ 21, 30 ]
[ { "Dwight": "In the manner of the Schrute family's well-documented precision and affinity for classic slapstick humor, identify the specific member of the Three Stooges that Michael elects to emulate upon introduction to the transient subordinate.", "Jim": "Hey, you remember when Michael introduces himself ...
[ [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Moe", "12" ]
[ 21, 30 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", "Drew Carey", "Abraham Lincoln", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Petty cash", "His jokes", "His Dundie award", "Post-it Notes", "I don't know....
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 10, 33, 37, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
23
March 24, 2005
Michael: People I respect, heroes of mine, would be Bob Hope... Abraham Lincoln, definitely. Bono. And probably God would be the fourth one. And I just think all those people really helped the world in so many ways that it's really beyond words. It's really incalculable.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
[ [ "Accounting", "Corporate lawyer", "Hr", "Branch manager", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Sales", "Candlemaker", "Corporate lawyer", "Accounting department", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Candlemaker", "Tollbooth operator", "Manager...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "In reference to the discourse from March 24, 2005, identify the member of the Three Stooges that Michael Scott emulates in his interaction with the interim worker.", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, who was Michael channeling from The Three Stooges during his memorable intro to the temp on M...
[ [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Moe", "12" ]
[ 21, 30 ]
[ { "Dwight": "In the manner of the Schrute family's well-documented precision and affinity for classic slapstick humor, identify the specific member of the Three Stooges that Michael elects to emulate upon introduction to the transient subordinate.", "Jim": "Hey, you remember when Michael introduces himself ...
[ [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Moe", "12" ]
[ 21, 30 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Petty cash", "His jokes", "His Dundie award", "Post-it Notes", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Stapler", "Cell phone", "Bobblehead", "Car keys", "I don't know. (...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 10, 37, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
24
March 24, 2005
Michael: Now I know there's some rumors out there and I just kind of want to set the record straight. Dwight: I'm Assistant Regional Manager. I should know first. Michael: Assistant to the Regional Manager. Dwight: OK, um, can you just tell me please? Just tell me quietly. Can you whisper it in my ear? Michael: I'm about to tell everybody. I'm just about to tell everybody. Oscar: Can't you just tell us. Dwight: Please, OK? Do you want me to tell 'em? Michael: You don't know what it is. Dwight: OK. You tell 'em. With my permission. Permission granted. Michael: I don't need your permission. Dwight: Go ahead. Michael: Corporate has deemed it appropriate to enforce an ultimatum upon me. And Jan is thinking about downsizing either the Stamford branch or this branch.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "In reference to the discourse from March 24, 2005, identify the member of the Three Stooges that Michael Scott emulates in his interaction with the interim worker.", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, who was Michael channeling from The Three Stooges during his memorable intro to the temp on M...
[ [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", "Drew Carey", "Abraham Lincoln", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey" ]
[ 21, 30, 33 ]
[ { "Dwight": "In the manner of the Schrute family's well-documented precision and affinity for classic slapstick humor, identify the specific member of the Three Stooges that Michael elects to emulate upon introduction to the transient subordinate.", "Jim": "Hey, you remember when Michael introduces himself ...
[ [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", "Drew Carey", "Abraham Lincoln", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey" ]
[ 21, 30, 33 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Petty cash", "His jokes", "His Dundie award", "Post-it Notes", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Stapler", "Cell phone", "Bobblehead", "Car keys", "I don't know. (...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 10, 37, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
26
March 24, 2005
Oscar: Yeah but Michael, what if they downsize here? Michael: Not gonna happen. Stanley: It could be out of your hands Michael. Michael: It won't be out of my hands Stanley, OK. I promise you that. Stanley: Can you promise that? Dwight: On his mother's grave. Michael: No. Phyllis: What? Michael: Well, yeah, it is a promise. And frankly, I'm a little insulted that you have to keep asking about it. Stanley: It's just that we need to know. Michael: I know. Hold on a second. I think Pam wanted to say something. Pam, you had a look that you wanted to ask a question just then. Pam: I was in the meeting with Jan and she did say that it could be this branch that gets the axe. Man: Are you sure about that? Michael: Well, Pam maybe you should stick to the ongoing confidentiality agreement of meetings. Dwight: Pam, information is power. Stanley: You can't say for sure whether it'll be us or them, can you? Michael: No, Stanley. No, you did not see me in there with her. I said if Corporate wants to come in here and interfere, then they're gonna have to go through me. Right? You can go mess with Josh's people, but I'm the head of this family, and you ain't gonna be messing with my chillin.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "In reference to the discourse from March 24, 2005, identify the member of the Three Stooges that Michael Scott emulates in his interaction with the interim worker.", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, who was Michael channeling from The Three Stooges during his memorable intro to the temp on M...
[ [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", "Drew Carey", "Abraham Lincoln", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey" ]
[ 21, 30, 33 ]
[ { "Dwight": "In the manner of the Schrute family's well-documented precision and affinity for classic slapstick humor, identify the specific member of the Three Stooges that Michael elects to emulate upon introduction to the transient subordinate.", "Jim": "Hey, you remember when Michael introduces himself ...
[ [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", "Drew Carey", "Abraham Lincoln", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey" ]
[ 21, 30, 33 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Petty cash", "His jokes", "His Dundie award", "Post-it Notes", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Stapler", "Cell phone", "Bobblehead", "Car keys", "I don't know. (...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 10, 37, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
29
March 24, 2005
Michael: Watch out for this guy. Dwight Schrute in the building. This is Ryan, the new temp. Ryan: What's up? Nice to meet you. Michael: Introduce yourself. Be polite. Dwight: Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager. Michael: Assistant to the Regional Manager. So, uh, Dwight tell him about the kung fu and the car and everything. Dwight: Uh... yeah I got a '78 280Z. Bought it for $1,200. Fixed it up. It's now worth three grand. Michael: That's his profit. Dwight: New engine, new suspension, I got a respray. I've got some photos.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "In reference to the discourse from March 24, 2005, identify the member of the Three Stooges that Michael Scott emulates in his interaction with the interim worker.", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, who was Michael channeling from The Three Stooges during his memorable intro to the temp on M...
[ [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", "Drew Carey", "Abraham Lincoln", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey" ]
[ 21, 30, 33 ]
[ { "Dwight": "In the manner of the Schrute family's well-documented precision and affinity for classic slapstick humor, identify the specific member of the Three Stooges that Michael elects to emulate upon introduction to the transient subordinate.", "Jim": "Hey, you remember when Michael introduces himself ...
[ [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", "Drew Carey", "Abraham Lincoln", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey" ]
[ 21, 30, 33 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Petty cash", "His jokes", "His Dundie award", "Post-it Notes", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Stapler", "Cell phone", "Bobblehead", "Car keys", "I don't know. (...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 10, 37, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
30
March 24, 2005
Dwight: Damn it! Jim! Michael: OK. Hold on, hold on. The judge is in session. What is the problem here? Dwight: He put my stuff in Jell-O again. Pam: Dwight: That's real professional thanks. That's the third time and it wasn't funny the first two times either Jim.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
[ [ "Human resources", "Desk job", "Properties manager", "Security guard", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Regional manager", "Properties manager", "Manager", "Concierge", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Upper management", "Branch manager", ...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "In reference to the discourse from March 24, 2005, identify the member of the Three Stooges that Michael Scott emulates in his interaction with the interim worker.", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, who was Michael channeling from The Three Stooges during his memorable intro to the temp on M...
[ [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", "Drew Carey", "Abraham Lincoln", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey" ]
[ 21, 30, 33 ]
[ { "Dwight": "In the manner of the Schrute family's well-documented precision and affinity for classic slapstick humor, identify the specific member of the Three Stooges that Michael elects to emulate upon introduction to the transient subordinate.", "Jim": "Hey, you remember when Michael introduces himself ...
[ [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", "Drew Carey", "Abraham Lincoln", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey" ]
[ 21, 30, 33 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Petty cash", "His jokes", "His Dundie award", "Post-it Notes", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Stapler", "Cell phone", "Bobblehead", "Car keys", "I don't know. (...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 10, 37, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
32
March 24, 2005
Michael: What is that? Dwight: That is my stapler. Michael: No, no, no. Do not take it out. You have to eat it out of there, because there are starving people in the world which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food. Dwight: OK you know what, you can be a witness. Can you reprimand him? Jim: How do you know it was me? Dwight: It's always you. Are you going to discipline him or not? Michael: Discipline. Kinky! All right, here's the deal you guys. The thing about a practical joke is you have to know when to start and as well as when to stop. Dwight: Yeah. Michael: And yeah, Jim this is the time to stop putting Dwight's personal effects into Jell-O. Jim: OK. Dwight, I'm sorry, because I have always been your biggest flan. Michael: Nice. That's the way it is around here. It just kind of goes round and round. Ryan: You should've put him in custardy. Michael: Hey! Yes! New guy! He scores. Dwight: OK, that's great. I guess what I'm most concerned with is damage to company property. That's all. Michael: Pudding. Pudding... I'm trying to think of another dessert to do.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "In reference to the discourse from March 24, 2005, identify the member of the Three Stooges that Michael Scott emulates in his interaction with the interim worker.", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, who was Michael channeling from The Three Stooges during his memorable intro to the temp on M...
[ [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", "Drew Carey", "Abraham Lincoln", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey" ]
[ 21, 30, 33 ]
[ { "Dwight": "In the manner of the Schrute family's well-documented precision and affinity for classic slapstick humor, identify the specific member of the Three Stooges that Michael elects to emulate upon introduction to the transient subordinate.", "Jim": "Hey, you remember when Michael introduces himself ...
[ [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", "Drew Carey", "Abraham Lincoln", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey" ]
[ 21, 30, 33 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Petty cash", "His jokes", "His Dundie award", "Post-it Notes", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 10, 37 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
37
March 24, 2005
Michael: So have you felt the vibe yet? We work hard, we play hard. Sometimes we play hard when we should be working hard. Right? I guess the atmosphere that I've created here is that I'm a friend first, and a boss second... and probably an entertainer third. Just a second. Right? Oh, hey do you like The Jamie Kennedy Experiment? Punk'd and all that kind of stuff? Ryan: Yeah. Michael: You are gonna be my accomplice. Just go along with it, OK? Ryan: All right. Michael: Just follow my lead. Don't pimp me, all right? Come in. So, uh, Corporate just said that I don't want to... Pam: You got a fax. Michael: Oh, thank you. Pam, can you come in here for a sec. Just have a seat. I was gonna call you in anyway. You know Ryan. As you know, there is going to be downsizing. And you have made my life so much easier in that I am going to have to let you go first. Pam: What? Why? Michael: Why? Well, theft and stealing. Pam: Stealing? What am I supposed to have stolen? Michael: Post-it Notes. Pam: Post-it Notes? What are those worth, 50 cents? Michael: 50 cents, yeah. If you steal a thousand Post-It Notes at 50 cents apiece, and you know, you've made a profit... margin. You're gonna run us out of business, Pam. Pam: Are you serious? Michael: Yeah. I am. Pam: I can't believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you're firing me. Michael: But the best thing about it is that we're not going to have to give you any severance pay. Because that is gross misconduct and... Just clean out your desk. I'm sorry. Michael: You been X'd punk! Surprise! It's a joke. We were joking around. See? OK. He was in on it. He was my accomplice. And it was kind of a morale booster thing. And we were showing the new guy around, giving him the feel of the place. So you... God, we totally got you. Pam: You're a jerk. Michael: I don't know about that.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "In reference to the discourse from March 24, 2005, identify the member of the Three Stooges that Michael Scott emulates in his interaction with the interim worker.", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, who was Michael channeling from The Three Stooges during his memorable intro to the temp on M...
[ [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", "Drew Carey", "Abraham Lincoln", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Stapl...
[ "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Stapler" ]
[ 21, 30, 33, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "In the manner of the Schrute family's well-documented precision and affinity for classic slapstick humor, identify the specific member of the Three Stooges that Michael elects to emulate upon introduction to the transient subordinate.", "Jim": "Hey, you remember when Michael introduces himself ...
[ [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", "Drew Carey", "Abraham Lincoln", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Stapl...
[ "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Stapler" ]
[ 21, 30, 33, 39 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
38
March 24, 2005
Michael: What is the most important thing for a company? Is it the cash flow? Is it the inventory? Nuh-uh. It's the people. The people. My proudest moment here was not when I increased profits by 17% or when I cut expenses without losing a single employee. No, no, no, no, no. It was a young Guatemalan guy. First job in the country, barely spoke English. He came to me, and said, 'Mr. Scott, would you be the godfather of my child?' Wow. Wow. Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
[ [ "Head of the michael scott paper company", "Sales", "Forklift operator", "Warehouse staff", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Regional manager", "Forklift operator", "Hr rep", "Corporate lawyer", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "In charge of dun...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
40
March 24, 2005
Dwight: Dwight Schrute. My father's name, also Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name, Dweide Schrude, Amish. That's my family. I don't know where they came, the Amish, came from originally. Uh, Amland. Michael: Hello. I'm Michael Scott. I'm the best boss in the world. Jim: My name is Jim Halpert and I am a sales rep, which is a very important job. Um, without me dozens literally dozens of small businesses would go paperless. They would have to write on their hands, or bed sheets, or who knows you know. Total chaos, total chaos. I mean or they could get their paper somewhere else. Staples maybe. I don't know.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
[ [ "Branch manager", "Warehouse worker", "Properties manager", "Health care plan picker", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Properties manager", "Hr representative", "Accounting department", "Warehouse worker", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Cfo"...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
41
March 24, 2005
Michael: Pam! Pam-Pam! Pam has been with us for... forever. Right, Pam? Pam: I guess. Michael: Yeah, at one time or another every guy in the office has sprayed on Pam. Pam: What? Michael: Messages?
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
[ [ "Customer service", "Warehouse staff", "Sales", "Properties manager", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Forklift operator", "Regional manager of the scranton branch", "Receptionist", "Paper supplier", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Cpr trainer...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
43
March 24, 2005
Michael: Ah, right here. Three Stooges. High five. Oh, Pam. It's a guy thing, Pam. Now, who was the one before Curly? Ryan: Uh, Shemp. Michael: Curly? Very good. Curly Joe DeRita. Ryan: Just Curly. Joe DeRita was different. Michael: Well, comedy's kinda my thing. Watch this, here's Curly Joe. Mmm. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Oh, I forgot. Here we go. I'm Hitler. Right. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Curly Joe Hitler.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
44
March 24, 2005
Michael: All these people are walking around and they're happy and their lives are just going along, ignorance is bliss. But if they knew what was lurking on the other side of that fence that furry monster. 'I'm gonna get you, downsizing.' No. They wouldn't... They'd freak. And I'm not going to play God. They look to me for support. And they look to me for guidance and leadership. And I think if I could lie to them and it serves them, then that's what I'm going to do.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
45
March 24, 2005
Michael: So this is our sales staff. They are the ones who are making calls and making us lots of money. This is accounting. The numbers dudes. Do not let the job description fool you, they are all completely crazy. Especially that guy, he is a mental patient. Not literally of course, that wouldn't work. The last place you'd want somebody like that is accounting. 'Very interesting, but stupid.' Artie Johnson. It's a crazy place.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
47
March 24, 2005
Michael: What you don't know... Well, it can hurt you, but if you don't know it won't hurt you. Then, you can just be happy for a little while at least.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
[ [ "Accountant", "Salesperson", "Health care plan picker", "Tollbooth operator", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Warehouse staff", "Volunteer", "Regional manager of dunder mifflin scranton", "Candlemaker", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Warehou...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
48
March 24, 2005
Michael: What's that? Pam: Wired. Michael: Oh, John Belushi. What a crazy guy. Phew, freaked myself out this morning. Pam: Oh, yeah. Michael: Yeah. I thought I found a lump. I checked the, uh... I check the jewels every month. This time... You know, it's a little different. It was fine. It was fine. But freaky, man, you know. Testicular cancer, God. Cancer, whoa testicles. So... What's, um... What you eating? Pam: Smoked turkey. Michael: Oh, place around the corner. Nice. All right. See you later.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
49
March 24, 2005
Michael: Do I need to speak up? Hello.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_1_Pilot.txt
51
March 24, 2005
Michael: I think better to be a happy idiot then a, um... Then someone who knows the truth.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Who was the unfortunate target of Michael's faux firing gag in the initial installment of our documentary?", "Jim": "Hey, do you remember who Michael jokingly \"fired\" in our very first rodeo here at Dunder Mifflin?", "Pam": "Hey, do you remember in the very first episode who Michael jokin...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Pam inquired Jim about his Sunday destination. Where does she suspect he's venturing? Hint: It's a feline-themed social gathering organized by Angela.", "Jim": "Hey Jim, just wondering – Pam wanted to know, are you hitting up any special events this Sunday?", "Pam": "Hey Jim, just cur...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
1
March 29, 2005
Michael: Hey, uh, can I help you out in here? Mr. Brown: Oh, I'm all set, thanks. Michael: Gotcha. Good. I'd go with the rows. That's a good idea.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
[ [ "Mr. White", "Mr. Brown", "Mr. Black", "Mr. Scott", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
2
March 29, 2005
Michael: Today is diversity day and someone's going to come in and talk to us about diversity. It's something that I've been pushing, that I've been wanting to push, for a long time and Corporate mandated it. And I never actually talked to Corporate about it. They kind of beat me to the punch, the bastards. But I was going to. And I think it's very important that we have this. I'm very, very excited.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
[ [ "Mr. White", "Mr. Brown", "Mr. Black", "Mr. Scott", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 3 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
6
March 29, 2005
Michael: Hey, Oscar! How are you doing, man? Oscar: All right. Michael: Did you have a good weekend going there? Oscar: It was fine. Michael: Oh yeah, I bet it was fun. Oh, hey! This is Oscar--- Oscar: Martinez. Michael: Right. See? I don't even know, first-name basis! Mr. Brown: Great. We're all set. Michael: Oh hey, well, diversity, everybody, let's do it. Oscar works in... here. Jim, could you wrap it up, please? Jim: Yeah, uh, Mr. Decker, please. Michael: It's diversity day, Jim. I wish every day was diversity day. Jim: You know what? I'm actually going to have to call you back. Thank you. Sorry about that.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
[ [ "Mr. White", "Mr. Brown", "Mr. Black", "Mr. Scott", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 3 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
7
March 29, 2005
Mr. Brown: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Great. Michael: Come on people, let's get 'em in. Get in the cards! Get in the cards! Mr. Brown: Thank you. Thank you very much. OK. Thanks for filling these out and I promise this'll be quick. At Diversity Today, our philosophy is about honesty and positive expectations. We believe that 99% of the problems in the workplace arise simply out of ignorance. Michael: You know what? This is a color-free-zone here. Stanley, I don't look at you as another race. Mr. Brown: Uh, see this is what I'm talking about. We don't have to pretend we're color-blind. Michael: Exactly, were not... Mr. Brown: That's fighting ignorance with more ignorance. Michael: With tolerance. Mr. Brown: No. With more ignorance. Michael: Ignorance. Mr. Brown: Right. Exactly. Uh, instead, we need to celebrate our diversity. Michael: Let's celebrate. Mr. Brown: Right. OK. Michael: Celebrate good times. Come on! Let's celebrate diversity. Right? Mr. Brown: Yes, exactly. Now here's what we're going to do. I've noticed that... Michael: You know what? Here's what we're going to do. Why don't we go around and everybody... everybody say a race that you are attracted to sexually. I will go last. Go. Dwight: I have two. White and Indian. Mr. Brown: Actually, I'd prefer not to start that way. Michael, I would love to have your permission to run this session. Can I have your permission? Michael: Yes. Mr. Brown: Thank you very much. And it would also help me if you were seated. Michael: OK. Mr. Brown: Thank you. OK. Now, at the start of the session, I had you all write down an incident that you found offensive in the workplace. Now, what I'm going to do is choose one and we're going to act it out. Dwight: A few of the ground rules? Michael: Hey, hey why don't you run it by me and I'll run it by him. Dwight: OK, can we steer away from gay people? Mr. Brown: Um... Dwight: I'm sorry. It's an orientation. It's not a race. Plus a lot of other races are intolerant of gays, so...paradox. Mr. Brown: Well, we only have an hour. Dwight: I figured it would save time. Michael: OK. Why don't we just defer to Mr... Mr. Brown: Mr. Brown. Michael: Ah. Oh, right! OK. First test. I will not call you that. Mr. Brown: Well, it's my name. It's not a test. OK? Um, so looking through the cards, I've noticed that many of you wrote down the same incident, which is ironic, because it's the exact incident I was brought in here to respond to. Now, how many of you are familiar with the Chris Rock routine? Very good. OK.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
[ [ "Mr. White", "Mr. Brown", "Mr. Black", "Mr. Scott", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 3 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
8
March 29, 2005
Michael: How come Chris Rock can do a routine and everybody finds it hilarious and ground-breaking and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to Corporate? Is it because I'm white and Chris is black?
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
[ [ "Mr. White", "Mr. Brown", "Mr. Black", "Mr. Scott", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
9
March 29, 2005
Mr. Brown: So we're going to reenact this with a more positive outcome. Michael: I will play the Chris Rock guy. I would like to see someone else pull this off. Mr. Brown: Well, let's have someone who wasn't involved in the reenactment. Michael: OK, I will play guy listening. Mr. Brown: Great. Guy listening. Ok, anyone else remember? Kevin: I remember. Mr. Brown: Great. You're the Chris Rock guy and you're guy listening. Michael: OK.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
[ [ "Mr. White", "Mr. Brown", "Mr. Black", "Mr. Scott", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
10
March 29, 2005
Michael: Kevin is a great guy. He's a great accountant. He is not much of an entertainer.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
11
March 29, 2005
Kevin: Basically, there are two types of black people and black people are actually more racist because they hate the other type of black people. Every time the one type wants to have a good time, then the other type comes in and makes a real mess. Michael: OK. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's ruin... He's butchering it. Could you just let me... Every time... Every time black people want to have a good time, some ignant ass... I take care of my kid! Mr. Brown: Wait a second. Michael: They always want credit for something they supPOSED to do! Mr. Brown: Stop it! Michael: What you want a cookie?
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
12
March 29, 2005
Mr. Brown: Now, this is a simple acronym. HERO. Uh, at Diversity Today, we believe it is very easy to be a HERO. All you need are honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness. Dwight: Excuse me, I'm sorry, but that's not all it takes to be a hero. Mr. Brown: Oh, great. Well, what is a hero to you? Dwight: A hero kills people, people that wish him harm. Mr. Brown: OK. Dwight: A hero is part-human and part-supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster that must be avenged. Mr. Brown: Ok, you're thinking of a superhero. Dwight: We all have a hero in our heart. Mr. Brown: Now, I need you to take these forms. This kind of expresses the joint experience we had today. And I need you to look 'em over and sign them as kind of a group pledge. Michael: I don't think I can sign this. Mr. Brown: I can't leave until you do. Michael: Well, OK, it says here that I learned something and I knew all this stuff already, so... I know, I could sign something that says that I taught something, or that I helped you teach something, so... Pam! Where is she? Pam, could we change something on this? Mr. Brown: Michael, can I talk to you candidly? Michael: Sure.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
13
March 29, 2005
Mr. Brown: We both know that I'm here because of the comments you made. Michael: Here's the thing. This office, I think this is very advanced in terms of... racial awareness and it's probably more advanced than you're used to. That's probably throwing you off a little bit. Mr. Brown: Um, it's not throwing me. I need your signature. Michael: OK, well I know. You told me that several times. Mr. Brown: Yes, but you're not listening to me. Yours is the only signature I need. Michael: OK. Mr. Brown: Those are my instructions from the Corporate offices to put you through this seminar for the comments that you made. The reason I made copies for everyone was so you wouldn't be embarrassed. Michael: Well, here I am thinking that you actually cared about diversity training. And you don't. Mr. Brown: Don't worry about dating. Michael: I won't. Mr. Brown: OK. Thank you. Michael: Yeah, yeah.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
14
March 29, 2005
Michael: I regret my actions. I regret offending my coworkers. I pledge to bring my best spirit of honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness...' Open-mindedness, is that even a word? '...into the workplace. In this way, I can truly be a hero. Signed, Daffy Duck.' He's going to lose it when he reads that.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
15
March 29, 2005
Jim: Yeah, hi. Is Mr. Decker around? Oh, well, could you just have him call me after lunch? Thank you. Michael: I pledge to always keep an open mind and an open heart.' I do believe... in that part of the pledge I that just read. But a pledge? Come on. I mean who are we, the Girl Scouts? No. Look... the guy, 'Mr. Brown,' he got us halfway there. He got us talking. Well, no. I got us talking. He got us nothing. He insulted us and he abandoned us. You call that diversity training? I don't. Were there any connections between any of us? Did anyone look each other in the eye? Was there any emotion going on? No. Where was the heart? I didn't see any heart. Where was my Oprah moment? OK, get as much done as you can before lunch because, afterward, I'm going to have you all in tears.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
16
March 29, 2005
Michael: All right? Everybody pretty? Come on. Here we go. It's time. Let's do some good. Toby: Hey, we're not all going to sit in a circle Indian style are we? Michael: Get out. Toby: I'm sorry. Michael: No, this is not a joke. OK? That was offensive and lame. So double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here. OK, let's go. Let's do it. Come on. Let's have some fun, everybody. Here we go. Take a seat. Cop a squat. And um... thanks for coming in. Um... Diversity... is the cornerstone of progress as I've always said. But don't take my word for it. Let's take a look at the tape.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
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March 29, 2005
Michael: Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, 'If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North.' And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
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March 29, 2005
Michael: OK. Questions? Comments? Anybody? Jim? Jim: : Uh, is that it? Michael: Yes. I only had an hour to put it together but I'm going to add on to it later on. Kevin: It was kind of hard to hear. Michael: Uh, yes. That probably had something to do with the camera work. Anybody else? Um... Kelly: I have a customer meeting. Michael: Yeah, well, if you leave we'll only have two left. Yes. Enjoy. Absolutely. Namaste. Ok, well since I am leading this, let's get down to business and why don't I just kind of introduce myself, OK? Um. I am Michael and I am part English, Irish, German and Scottish. Sort of a virtual United Nations. But what some of you might not know is that I am also part Native American Indian. Oscar: What part Native American? Michael: Two fifteenths. Oscar: Two fifteenths, that fraction doesn't make any sense. Michael: Well, you know what, it's kind of hard for me to talk about it. Their suffering. So who else? Let's get this popping. Come on. Who's going? Who's going? Let's go here. Oscar, right here. You're on. Oscar: OK, Michael, um... Both my parents were born in Mexico. Michael: Oh, yeah... Oscar: And, uh, they moved to the United Sates a year before I was born. So I grew up in the United States. Michael: Wow. Oscar: My parents were Mexican. Michael: Wow. That is... That is a great story. That's the American Dream right there, right? Oscar: Thank... Yeah... Michael: Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides Mexican that you prefer? Something less offensive? Oscar: Mexican isn't offensive. Michael: Well, it has certain connotations. Oscar: Like what? Michael: Like... I don't... I don't know. Oscar: What connotations, Michael? You meant something. Michael: No. Now, remember that honesty... Oscar: I'm just curious. Michael: ...empathy, respect... Jim! Jim! Jim: Hello? Hello?
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[ { "Dwight": "Incidentally, where is Michael employed?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where's Michael punching the clock these days?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, where's Michael working these days?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what's the place where Michael punches the clock?",...
[ [ "Utica", "Scranton", "Condo", "Warehouse", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Scranton" ]
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
[ [ "Mr. White", "Mr. Brown", "Mr. Black", "Mr. Scott", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 3 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
19
March 29, 2005
Michael: I have something here. I want you to take a card. Put it on your fore... Don't look at the card. I want you to take the card and put it on your forehead and... Take a card, take a card, any card. Um... And I want you to treat other people like the race that is on their forehead. OK? So everybody has a different race. Nobody knows what their race is, so... I want you to really go for it, cause this is real. You know, this isn't just an exercise. This is real life. And... I have a dream that you will really let the sparks fly. Get 'er done.
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you know, identifying the location of Michael's employment in March 2005 is of paramount importance. Where was he professionally engaged on that day?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where was Michael clocking in in March 2005?", "Pam": "Just out of curiosity, do you happen to k...
[ [ "Warehouse", "Scranton", "Costa rica", "Indian restaurant", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Warehouse", "Scranton", "Costa rica", "Indian restaurant", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Scranton", "Scranton" ]
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[ [ "Connecticut", "Nashua", "Utica", "Scranton", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Scranton" ]
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
[ [ "Mr. White", "Mr. Brown", "Mr. Black", "Mr. Scott", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 3 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
20
March 29, 2005
Michael: Why? Because Martin Luther King is a hero of mine. There's this great Chris Rock bit about how streets named after Martin Luther King tend to be more violent. I'm not going to do it but it's...
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you know, identifying the location of Michael's employment in March 2005 is of paramount importance. Where was he professionally engaged on that day?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where was Michael clocking in in March 2005?", "Pam": "Just out of curiosity, do you happen to k...
[ [ "Warehouse", "Costa rica", "Scranton", "Indian restaurant", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Warehouse", "Costa rica", "Scranton", "Indian restaurant", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Scranton", "Scranton" ]
[ { "Dwight": "Incidentally, where is Michael employed?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where's Michael punching the clock these days?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, where's Michael working these days?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what's the place where Michael punches the clock?",...
[ [ "Desk", "Connecticut", "Bowling alley", "Scranton", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Scranton" ]
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
[ [ "Mr. White", "Mr. Brown", "Mr. Black", "Mr. Scott", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 3 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
21
March 29, 2005
Michael: Oh this is a good one. Pam: Um, hi. How are you? Stanley: Fine. How are you? Pam: Great. Michael: Push it. Stanley: I admire your culture's success in America. Pam: Thank you. Michael: Good. Bom bom bom-bom bom. Come on Olympics of Suffering right here. Slavery versus the Holocaust. Come on. Stanley: Who am I supposed to be? Michael: No, that was inadvertent. We didn't actually plan that. Dwight: Lots of cultures eat rice, doesn't help me. Dwight: Um... Shalom. I'd like to apply for a loan. Pam: That's nice, Dwight. Dwight: OK, do me. Something stereotypical so I can get it really quick. Pam: OK, I like your food. Dwight: Outback steakhouse. I'm Australian, mate! Michael: Pam, come on. 'I like your food.' Come on stir the pot. Stir the melting pot, Pam! Let's do it. Let's get ugly. Let's get real. Pam: OK. If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver. Dwight: Oh, man, am I a woman?
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you know, identifying the location of Michael's employment in March 2005 is of paramount importance. Where was he professionally engaged on that day?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where was Michael clocking in in March 2005?", "Pam": "Just out of curiosity, do you happen to k...
[ [ "Costa rica", "Scranton", "Indian restaurant", "Warehouse", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Costa rica", "Scranton", "Indian restaurant", "Warehouse", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Scranton", "Scranton" ]
[ { "Dwight": "Incidentally, where is Michael employed?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where's Michael punching the clock these days?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, where's Michael working these days?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what's the place where Michael punches the clock?",...
[ [ "Hr", "Utica", "Warehouse", "Scranton", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Scranton" ]
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
[ [ "Corporate lawyer", "Regional manager", "Scranton branch", "Customer service", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Volunteer", "Candlemaker", "Warehouse staff", "Sales", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Sales department", "Boss", "Warehous...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
[ [ "Mr. White", "Mr. Brown", "Mr. Black", "Mr. Scott", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 3 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
22
March 29, 2005
Michael: You'll notice I didn't have anybody be an Arab. I thought that would be too explosive. No pun intended. But I just though. 'Too soon for Arabs.' Maybe next year. Um... You know, the ball's in their court.
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you know, identifying the location of Michael's employment in March 2005 is of paramount importance. Where was he professionally engaged on that day?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where was Michael clocking in in March 2005?", "Pam": "Just out of curiosity, do you happen to k...
[ [ "Scranton", "Costa rica", "Warehouse", "Indian restaurant", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Scranton", "Costa rica", "Warehouse", "Indian restaurant", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Scranton", "Scranton" ]
[ { "Dwight": "Incidentally, where is Michael employed?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where's Michael punching the clock these days?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, where's Michael working these days?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what's the place where Michael punches the clock?",...
[ [ "Indian restaurant", "Connecticut", "Scranton", "Bowling alley", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Scranton" ]
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
[ [ "Mr. White", "Mr. Brown", "Mr. Black", "Mr. Scott", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
24
March 29, 2005
Kevin: Hey. Angela: Hey. Kevin: You wanna go to the beach? Angela: Sure. Kevin: You wanna get high? Angela: No. Kevin: I think you do, mon. Angela: Stop... Michael: OK. All right. No. It's good. You just need to push it. You need to go a little bit further. All right. OK.
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you know, identifying the location of Michael's employment in March 2005 is of paramount importance. Where was he professionally engaged on that day?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where was Michael clocking in in March 2005?", "Pam": "Just out of curiosity, do you happen to k...
[ [ "Indian restaurant", "Scranton", "Warehouse", "Costa rica", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Indian restaurant", "Scranton", "Warehouse", "Costa rica", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Scranton", "Scranton" ]
[ { "Dwight": "Incidentally, where is Michael employed?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where's Michael punching the clock these days?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, where's Michael working these days?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what's the place where Michael punches the clock?",...
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[ "Scranton" ]
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
[ [ "Mr. White", "Mr. Brown", "Mr. Black", "Mr. Scott", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 3 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
25
March 29, 2005
Michael: Kelly, how are you? Kelly: I just had the longest meeting. Michael: Oh! Welcome to my convenience store. Would you like some googi googi? I have some very delicious googi, googi, only 99 cents plus tax. Try my googi, googi. Try my googi, googi. Try my googi, googi. Try my... Michael: All right! All right! Yes! That was great, she gets it! Now she knows what it's like to be a minority.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
[ [ "Mr. White", "Mr. Brown", "Mr. Black", "Mr. Scott", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
27
March 29, 2005
Michael: I just hated it when that guy was in here. Mr. Brown, if that was his real name. I mean, he had never met any of us before, and here he was telling us how to do our thing. I just wanted... I just wanted to do it our way. You know? On our own. Man I should have gotten some food. Kevin: Maybe some spagh-etti. Michael: Okay, Kevin. You can take that off that thing, OK? That would really, really have shown him up, wouldn't it? If I'd brought in some burritos or some colored greens. Or some pad Thai. I love pad Thai. Stanley: It's collard greens. Michael: What? Stanley: It's collard greens. Michael: That doesn't really make sense. Because you don't call them collared people, that's offensive. Hmmm... OK, well, it's after five. So... Thank you very much. Buena vista Oscar. Thank you. Good job. Oh, my man. Thank you Brazil. Nice.
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[ "Scranton", "Scranton" ]
[ { "Dwight": "Incidentally, where is Michael employed?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where's Michael punching the clock these days?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, where's Michael working these days?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what's the place where Michael punches the clock?",...
[ [ "Scranton", "Costa rica", "Vance refrigeration", "Bowling alley", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Scranton" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
[ [ "Mr. White", "Mr. Brown", "Mr. Black", "Mr. Scott", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
30
March 29, 2005
Mr. Brown: Thanks for filling these out. I promise this will be quick. We only have about an hour. Michael: Yeah. I would like to see us erase 100 years of racism in an hour. Mr. Brown: Does this company have 100 years to erase? Michael: No, the country. Mr. Brown: Oh right, more like 200 years. Michael: Yeah, more like a 1,000. Mr. Brown: Okay, um. Uh, I'll try to make this quick.
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[ "Scranton", "Scranton" ]
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[ "Scranton" ]
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
32
March 29, 2005
Mr. Brown: HERO, at Diversity Today, we believe it is very easy to be a HERO. All you need are honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness. Michael: I just think that HERO? It's cute, but it's... It's empty, you know? It's easy. Dwight, you know what, I came up with some terms of my own. Could you put these on the board? The first one is Inclusion, New Attitudes, Color-blind... Mr. Brown: Oh, nice. Michael: Expectations.... Mr. Brown: Good. Michael: Thank you. Sharing... Mr. Brown: Great. Michael: And tolerance. Mr. Brown: Beautiful. Pam: Um, that spells incest. Mr. Brown: Oh, my sorry. That is not appropriate. Michael: Well, it's not ideal but you have to give me some credit 'cause I made it into a word. Mr. Brown: Yeah, but it's not appropriate. This is not helpful as a memory aid. Michael: I will give you a number of reasons why it is, actually. Okay, first, incest is bad. Racism is bad. No brainer, right? Two, incest. We're all a family, right? We're all brothers and sisters. Racial message? Um? Number three, and this is a fact. The states where they have a lot of racism are the states where they have a lot of incest. Okay? And finally... Mr. Brown: Okay, Michael, I just... Michael: No, no, no, no, wait. Final one, final one this is important. The more we can encourage interracial dating as a society the further away we get from incest, literally.
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you know, identifying the location of Michael's employment in March 2005 is of paramount importance. Where was he professionally engaged on that day?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where was Michael clocking in in March 2005?", "Pam": "Just out of curiosity, do you happen to k...
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[ "Scranton", "Scranton" ]
[ { "Dwight": "Incidentally, where is Michael employed?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where's Michael punching the clock these days?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, where's Michael working these days?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what's the place where Michael punches the clock?",...
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[ "Scranton" ]
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler", "Mr. Brown" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39, 3 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
[ [ "Mr. White", "Mr. Brown", "Mr. Black", "Mr. Scott", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
34
March 29, 2005
Mr. Brown: Does anyone have anything else at all? Anyone besides Michael? Ryan: I have something. Mr. Brown: Yes, please. Ryan: Um, well I grew up here in Scranton and when I was a kid the guy who lived next door was a former baseball player, who actually played pro ball before the leagues were integrated. And he had the most incredible stories about... Michael: Okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry this guy's a temp and I should've told you that. Mr. Brown: No, no, no, no. An outsider's perspective would probably be pretty helpful. Michael: Yeah, but no, seriously. Uh, you know, he's not a member of the full staff so, uh, Ryan you wanna just step outside? Ryan: What do you want me to do? Michael: Well, maybe you should go down to the parking lot. You know what. Yes, go down to the parking lot and check to se if any of our guests have parked in the handicapped spots. Cool? 'Cause the handicaps get a raw deal. Oh, you know what. That ties right into New Attitudes. New attitudes about handicap people. Very important. Mr. Brown: I'm sorry, Michael. We're actually out of time.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
[ [ "Mr. White", "Mr. Brown", "Mr. Black", "Mr. Scott", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
36
March 29, 2005
Michael: In this way, I can truly be a hero. Signed, Daffy Duck.' He's going to lose it when he reads that. Doh! Hogan! Not again, Hogan! Get Col. Burkhalter on the phone! I'm kind of a Hogan around here. And kind of, Jan is kind of Col. Burkhalter, then Dwight is Schultz. But, it's... Oh, God. We have fun. We have fun. 'Cause he's gonna be pissed. No doubt about it.
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you know, identifying the location of Michael's employment in March 2005 is of paramount importance. Where was he professionally engaged on that day?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where was Michael clocking in in March 2005?", "Pam": "Just out of curiosity, do you happen to k...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
38
March 29, 2005
Michael: Are we going? Don't do that. Just say action when we're ready. Dwight: Dunder Mifflin, Michael Scott, Diversity Tomorrow, take four. And action. Michael: Should I... turn, no. Do it again. Dwight: Diversity Tomorrow, take five. Action. Michael: Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, 'If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North.' And those are the principles... Damn it. Okay, sorry. Don't laugh; please don't laugh this time Dwight. You're... it's, it's bugging me. Let me give myself a countdown, ready? Three, two, one. Dwight: Take six. Michael: Just let me do it! God! Three, two, one. Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton... Keep the camera steady please! People are gonna get sea sick watching this. Ready? Three, two, one. Dwight: Action. Michael: Don't. Please don't say anything. Oh, God. Dwight: And action... Lights, camera, action. Whenever you're ready. Michael: Could I count myself down please, Dwight. Three, two, one. Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, 'If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North.' And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace. Dwight: Cut.
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[ "Scranton", "Scranton", "Temp" ]
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
39
March 29, 2005
Michael: I want you to push it. I want you to push 'cause breakthroughs are right around the corner. Something's going to pop here. Something's going to pop between a party. Feel what it's like to be in someone else's skin. What does it feel like to be a different race? It feels pretty bad doesn't it. So let that come out.
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you know, identifying the location of Michael's employment in March 2005 is of paramount importance. Where was he professionally engaged on that day?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where was Michael clocking in in March 2005?", "Pam": "Just out of curiosity, do you happen to k...
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[ "Scranton", "Scranton", "Scranton", "Temp", "Temp" ]
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Michael do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Michael do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Michael do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Michael do around here?", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
40
March 29, 2005
Michael: Yeah, I marched on Washington back in the day. I went to the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial, U.S. Mint, congressman talked to our class. It was pretty cool.
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you know, identifying the location of Michael's employment in March 2005 is of paramount importance. Where was he professionally engaged on that day?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where was Michael clocking in in March 2005?", "Pam": "Just out of curiosity, do you happen to k...
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
41
March 29, 2005
Michael: Talk like you're talking to that race. I have a feeling that this could get kind of volatile. So keep it going.
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you know, identifying the location of Michael's employment in March 2005 is of paramount importance. Where was he professionally engaged on that day?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where was Michael clocking in in March 2005?", "Pam": "Just out of curiosity, do you happen to k...
[ [ "Costa rica", "Scranton", "Indian restaurant", "Warehouse", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Costa rica", "Scranton", "Indian restaurant", "Warehouse", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Lackawanna county", "Bedrock", "Des moines", "S...
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[ { "Dwight": "Incidentally, where is Michael employed?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where's Michael punching the clock these days?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, where's Michael working these days?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what's the place where Michael punches the clock?",...
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[ "Scranton", "Scranton", "Temp", "In charge of dunder mifflin paper products" ]
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39, 3 ]
[ { "Dwight": "Who marched into Michael's office to lecture us on the finer points of racial discrimination, if you must know?", "Jim": "Hey, who was the guy giving Michael the rundown on diversity training earlier?", "Pam": "Oh, hey, do you remember who came in to chat with Michael about the diversity tr...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
44
March 29, 2005
Dwight: Damn it, Jim! That's not funny, Jim! Michael: Oh, okay. Here we go, breakthrough radar. What happened? What happened here? Pam: It didn't have anything to do with race. Michael: Okay, all right. Let's keep on track. Keep on point. Let's do it.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_2_Diversity Day.txt
46
March 29, 2005
Michael: Try my googi, googi. Try my googi, googi. Try my googi, googi. Try my... All right! All right! Yes! That was great, she gets it! Kelly thank you. She's not here, but she gets it. That's what we have been looking for. The whole time. Oh, man. This is what I thrive on. You know? It's like Don Rickles on acid, man. Right? Jim: Um, why did she slap Martin Luther King? Michael: What, huh? Pam: What card was she? Jim: I think she wasn't wearing a card. Michael: It's good. This is good. We got it happening now. All right? Let's keep it rolling. Let's round it up.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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Season_1_Episode_3_Health Care.txt
1
April 5, 2005
Michael: Pam. Pamela. Pam-elama-ding-dong. Making copies. Pam: I'm not making any copies. Michael: Let's go. Messages. Stat. Lots to do, lots to do. Information superhighway. Pam: Nothing new. Michael: Lay them on me. What? Pam: There's nothing new. Michael: That's not what you said earlier. Pam: Oh, do you want me to repeat the messages that I gave you before for the...
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you know, identifying the location of Michael's employment in March 2005 is of paramount importance. Where was he professionally engaged on that day?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where was Michael clocking in in March 2005?", "Pam": "Just out of curiosity, do you happen to k...
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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Season_1_Episode_3_Health Care.txt
2
April 5, 2005
Michael: The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money. I heal them. Today, I am in charge of picking a great new health care plan. Right? That's what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um... Yes, in a way. Yeah, like a specialist.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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Season_1_Episode_3_Health Care.txt
3
April 5, 2005
Jan: So, which health plan have you decided on? Michael: I am going to go with the best, Jan. I am going to go with the one with the acupuncture, therapeutic massage, you know, the works. Jan: Wait, acupuncture? None of the plans have acupuncture. Have you looked at them closely Michael? Michael: I think it was you who didn't look closely enough at the Gold Plan. Jan: The Gold Plan? I'm not even on that plan. Michael: Well, I'd recommend it. It's very good. Jan: Michael. Michael: You gotta crack these things open. Jan: You know the whole reason that we're doing this, is to save money. So you just need to pick a provider and choose the cheapest plan. Michael: Well, that is kind of a tough assignment. Um... It won't be popular decision around the old orifice. Jan: It's your job. So... Michael: Well, it's a suicide mission, you know. Jan: Michael... maybe... I mean... Michael: There, there... Jan: Sometimes a manager, like yourself, has to deliver the bad news to the employees. I do it all the time. Michael: When have you ever done that? Jan: I'm doing it right now. To you.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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Season_1_Episode_3_Health Care.txt
4
April 5, 2005
Jim: Last night on Trading Spouses, there's... have you seen it? Pam: No. I have a life. Jim: Interesting, what's that like? Pam: You should try it sometime. Jim: Wow. But then who would watch my TV? That is... Pam: ... your problem. Michael: Jimbo! Ha haaaaa. Ah.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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Season_1_Episode_3_Health Care.txt
5
April 5, 2005
Michael: There's a decision that needs to be made, and I'm having an unbelievably a busy day. So I'm going to let you pick a health care plan for our office and then explain it to your co-workers. Jim: Gosh. Michael: Yeah! Jim: That is a great offer. Thank you. I really think I should be concentrating on sales. Michael: Really? Jim: Yeah. I just don't think this is the kind of task, that I... am going to do. You know who would be great for this?
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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Season_1_Episode_3_Health Care.txt
9
April 5, 2005
Dwight: OK, first, let's go over some parameters. How many people can I fire? Michael: Ah, none. You're picking a health care plan. Dwight: OK, we'll table that for the time being. Two, I'll need an office. I think the conference room should be fine. Michael: You can use the conference room as a temporary workspace. Dwight: Yes, I have an office. Bigger than his. Michael: Nope, you cannot use it. Dwight: OK, I take it back, it's a workspace. Michael: Temporary workspace. You can use it. Dwight: Thank you.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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Season_1_Episode_3_Health Care.txt
10
April 5, 2005
Michael: If Dwight fails, then that is strike two, and good for me for, ah, for giving him a second chance. And if he succeeds, then, you know, no one will be prouder than I am. I groomed him. I made him what he is today. Unless he fails, and we've talked about that already.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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Season_1_Episode_3_Health Care.txt
13
April 5, 2005
Pam: Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Michael: Pam, Michael Scott. How's tricks? Pam: Where are you? Michael: Oh, I am in my office. I am swamped. I have work up to my ears I'm busy, busy, busy. Can't step away. I just wanted to check in and see how everybody's doing. Everybody cool out there? Pam: Actually, people are really unhappy. Um, Dwight sent around this memo and people are freaking out 'cause the... Michael: Pam! Whoa, whoa, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I, I, I, I gotta go. I'm getting a call. Pam: No you're not. Michael: I have to make a call after I finish... my work. You know what? Uh, just don't let anybody in my office under any conditions today. I'm just too busy. Too swamped, you know? I am unreachable. I am incommunicado, capisce? Pam: OK. Michael: Thank you, Oh, gah, here we go again. Gotta go, I have to take this. Pam: Still no one calling.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_3_Health Care.txt
16
April 5, 2005
Oscar: Michael, can I talk to you? Michael: Ah, uh, I would love to, but I am really busy. Rain check? Meredith: Michael. Michael, please, can we talk to you about this memo? Michael: Ah, what? Which memo? Pam: Dwight's health care memo. I told you about it. Michael: Is it a good plan? Dwight: It's a great plan. It saves the company a fortune. Oscar: It's like a pay decrease. Pam: Michael, he made huge cuts. Michael: Cuts? What? Wow, Dwight, did you make cuts? Dwight: Yeah, you said... Michael: No, no , no, you know what? I said nothing specific because I was so busy. Why don't you go in there and find these people a plan that will work for them? OK? Dwight: I can handle that. Michael: OK? All right. Do we feel good? All right. Good. Plus, there's some other good news. Today, at the end of the day, I will have, for all of you, a big surprise. OK? So hang in there, and I will see you at the end of the day. Right?
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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Season_1_Episode_3_Health Care.txt
18
April 5, 2005
Michael: Do I know what the surprise is? Hell no! It doesn't matter. The point is, they're not unhappy anymore. They're out there thinking, 'Wow, my boss really cares about me. He has a surprise. He's cool. I... what a great guy. I love him. I...
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[ [ "Scranton", "Costa rica", "Indian restaurant", "Warehouse", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Scranton", "Costa rica", "Indian restaurant", "Warehouse", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Scranton", "Bedrock", "Des moines", "Lackawanna...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
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Season_1_Episode_3_Health Care.txt
20
April 5, 2005
Michael: You know what? Come with me. We are going on a little mission. Operation Surprise. Pam: Where are you going? Michael: Um, headed out. Part of my busy day, you know. Meetings. Couldn't find the knob.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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Season_1_Episode_3_Health Care.txt
21
April 5, 2005
Michael: So, basically, I want to do something nice for my employees. Atlantic City, OK? They have this thing where they send a bus, right, for free. Picks everybody up, you head down there, get to the hotel, room is comped, they give you a pile of chips, and your food, everything just kind of all-inclusive, free kind of weekend. Travel Agent: I don't know of anything like that, but, um, you know what you might want to do, is just call those casinos directly. Um, maybe? Michael: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did, so...
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you know, identifying the location of Michael's employment in March 2005 is of paramount importance. Where was he professionally engaged on that day?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where was Michael clocking in in March 2005?", "Pam": "Just out of curiosity, do you happen to k...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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Season_1_Episode_3_Health Care.txt
23
April 5, 2005
Michael: Calling you to ask you a little favoroonie my friend. Um, trying to give the troops around here a little bit of a boost. And I was thinking that maybe we could take them down to take a spin on your big ride. Man on Phone: You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It's not really a ride. Michael: Its says here that it's a 300ft drop. Man on Phone: It goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly. Michael: So it's not a free fall? Man on Phone: It's an industrial coal elevator. Michael: Uh, all right. Well, once you get down into the mine, what... you got laser tag or something?
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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24
April 5, 2005
Michael: OK, so I don't know what the surprise is. Am I worried? No. No way. See, I thrive on this. This is my world. This is improv. This is Whose Line is it Anyway?
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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Season_1_Episode_3_Health Care.txt
30
April 5, 2005
Michael: Hey, hey, everybody, Ice-cream sandwiches! Aaaahh! Here you go. Take one, take one. It's all good. Phyllis, think fast. Ya-bome! Oh, oh, I see Angela. Angela? Right? Waaaaah! Oh, hey temp. Why don't you take two? Because you don't get health care. And uh, faster metabolism. Ryan: Did you get the kind with the cookies? Instead of the... Michael: Why don't you just eat it, OK? And here you go, Stanley the manly. Stanley: Oh, thanks. Michael: There you go. Stanley: This isn't the big surprise, is it? Because we've been having a pretty horrible day. Michael: Uh, nope. Nope. This isn't the surprise. It's surprising, um... because you didn't expect it. But you will... you'll know it when you see it. Dwight: Michael. Michael? Michael: Oh, Christ.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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Season_1_Episode_3_Health Care.txt
35
April 5, 2005
Oscar: Well? Michael: Well, what? You could be referring to anything. Oscar: OK, the health care plan. Pam: Why did you put Dwight in charge of that? He did a horrible job. Michael: Uh, Dwight? Did you raise benefits? Dwight: I most certainly did not. Michael: Oh come on! That's horrible! Aaah... Thanks, Dwight, for a crappy plan. Ah, Damn! Oh, mmm, I wish I had time to change it, but Jan needs it by five, and... what time is it, what time is it? Ah, it's after five. Oh, oh it's awful. So, well, OK. See you guys on Monday. Angela: What about the surprise? Michael: Oh... Yes. Exactly. Thank you Angela, for reminding me. Terrific. Um, before I tell everybody what the big surprise is, would you like to tell me what you think the big surprise is? Stanley: We all think you don't have a surprise. Michael: All right, I have some news for you. There is a big surprise. And... here it is. Here we go. And the big surprise is... Brrrrrrrr! Drum roll... Brrrrrrrr! Brrrrrrrr!
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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36
April 5, 2005
Michael: When I am backed into a corner, that is when I come alive. See I learned improve from the greats, like, um, Drew Carey and Ryan Stiles.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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37
April 5, 2005
Michael: God, yeah... Ah! This...
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38
April 5, 2005
Michael: Robin Williams. Oh, man, would I love to go head-to-head with him. Oh! That would be exciting. 'Hi. I'm Mork from Ork.' Well, I'm Bork from Spork. Nanoo, nanoo. Jibelee, baloobaloo.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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Season_1_Episode_3_Health Care.txt
42
April 5, 2005
Oscar: Michael I need to talk to you. Michael: Sorry, too busy can't even come to the door. Oscar: Michael. Michael: Yeah, no... Oscar: Michael, Michael I... ... inside. Michael: You know what. I, um, I'm out the door. I'm going to a meeting. Pam, I'm headed out to another meeting. So see you later. Uh, here we go.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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Season_1_Episode_3_Health Care.txt
46
April 5, 2005
Michael: Well, it is time to call in a little favor. A buddy of mine runs this tourist attraction, actually it's big. It's probably one of the most popular in the state. So... Man on Phone: Hello. Michael: Hey, hey Craigers, my man! It is Michael Scott here. Dunder Mifflin, we supply your office paper. Man on Phone: Oh, I think we already did our order this month. Michael: No, no, no, no. No, actually to ask you a little favoroonie my friend. Um, here's the deal. Um, trying to give the troops here a little bit of a boost. And I was thinking that maybe we could bring them down to go on your big ride. Man on Phone: You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It's not really a ride. Michael: Well, it says here that it's a 300ft drop. Man on Phone: Well, it goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly. Michael: So it's not a free fall? Man on Phone: It's an industrial coal elevator. Michael: Uh, okay. So um, once you get down into the mine, what do you do? Is it like, uh... Do you have laser tag down there or something? Man on Phone: No, you just look around. It's a historically preserved coal mine. Michael: That's it? Man on Phone: Well, there's the adjacent Anthracite Heritage Museum. They got some really interesting old mining tools. There's also a photo mural exhibit. Uh, bat guano sculpture. Michael: Uh, he's a small client. They don't really buy much.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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Season_1_Episode_3_Health Care.txt
48
April 5, 2005
Michael: I've really learned from the greats. The great improvisers, Drew Carey, Ryan Stiles, uh, the Brady guy not so much. He's more the signing, Wayne Brady. Um, Robin Williams. Oh, man, would I love to go head-to-head with him. Oh! That would be exciting. 'Hi. I'm Mork from Ork.' Well, I'm Bork from Spork. Nanoo, nanoo. Jibelee, baloobaloo. 'That's Good morning, Vietnam!' Well, hello to you. You know it would be... God. And you know what, sometimes when I'm watching somebody like um, like Jay Leno. He'll be half way through his step And I will already be laughing at the punch line. He hasn't even gotten to it. He doesn't even know what it is it. So it's fun, you know it's fun having a mind that works like that. That is just a few steps ahead of... comedically ahead of like what's going on. Like I'll watch T.V. and I'll be watching a show and I will think, oh, I know someone's gonna walk in here right now and say something funny. And then they do. Or, um, I know they'll be like oh boy that person deserved to be slammed down. There's going to be some sort of insult. And there is. You know, there's like, 'Oh you're... God your butt is fat.' And I knew it. I know it's like I knew they were going to say that. I knew they were gonna go there. Don't go there. Um, but other... You know it's like uh, you know Leno, um and Letterman, Carson, you know. Need I say more? No.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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Season_1_Episode_3_Health Care.txt
49
April 5, 2005
Dwight: Oh, um... Jan wants you to call her. Michael: We're all going bowling!
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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Season_1_Episode_4_The Alliance.txt
1
April 12, 2005
Dwight: Michael!? Michael: Oh! God. Dwight, come on... Dwight: I wanted to talk to you about the downsizing? Michael: There's no downsizing. Dwight: I, but if there were, I'd be protected as assistant regional manager? Michael: Assistant to the regional manager Dwight. Dwight: Yeah, so I don't have to worry? Michael: Look, look, look. I talked to corporate, about protecting the sales staff. And they said they couldn't guarantee it if there's downsizing, okay? Michael: But there's no downsizing, so just don't... Dwight: Bottom line. Do I need to be worried? Michael: Mmm, mm, mm. Maybe.
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "In \"The Alliance\" episode, whose prematurely selected birthday does Michael opt to commemorate, disregarding the fact that it's not due for another month?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember in \"The Alliance\" when Michael was hell-bent on throwing a birthday bash way too early? Who was the lucky emp...
[ [ "Meredith", "Ryan", "Angela", "Michael", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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Season_1_Episode_4_The Alliance.txt
2
April 12, 2005
Michael: It looks like there's gonna be downsizing. And it's part of my job, but... blah! I hate it. I think the main difference between me and Donald Trump is that, uh, I get no pleasure out of saying the words, 'You're fired.' 'You're foir-ed. Uh, you're foir-ed.' It just makes people sad, and an office can't function that way. No way. 'You're foir-ed.' I think if I had a catchphrase it would be, 'You're hired, and you can work here as long as you want.' But that's unrealistic, so...
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "In \"The Alliance\" episode, whose prematurely selected birthday does Michael opt to commemorate, disregarding the fact that it's not due for another month?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember in \"The Alliance\" when Michael was hell-bent on throwing a birthday bash way too early? Who was the lucky emp...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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Season_1_Episode_4_The Alliance.txt
5
April 12, 2005
Michael: Get set for Operation Morale Improvement starring Michael Scott. Now, I think I have had a little stroke of genius in that I have had my assistant Pam... Smile, Pam. I have had her go out and find out whose birthday is coming up, so we can have a little celebration for it. Not bad, not bad at all. All right. And the birthday person is... drum roll please. Here we go, who is the birthday, birthday person? Michael: Who is it? Who's the birthday? Pam: Um... Actually, we don't have any staff birthdays coming up. Michael: Next person on the... Pam: Oh. Michael: ...calendar. Pam: Okay, umm... that would be Meredith. Michael: Yes! All right, come on down Meredith! Pam: But it's not until next month. Michael: Um... uh, OK. Well, great, well, you know, it'll be a surprise. Pam: You still want to have a party? Michael: Yeah, why not? Sure. Go ahead, live a little. Come on, Pam. Come on, shake it up. Shake it up! Shake it up! Michael: Brrrp! Uh, Spock, are there any signs of life down there? Well, let me check Captain. Eeee. Eeee. Eeee. Eeee. No, Captain. No signs of life down here. Just a wet blanket named Pam. Brr-rrrp. Star Trek.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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Season_1_Episode_4_The Alliance.txt
8
April 12, 2005
Michael: These are my party-planning beeyatches. Pulled off an amazing '80s party last year. Off the hook! Michael: So I was thinking, if you haven't already got a cake, um, maybe going for one of those ice-cream cakes from Baskin-Robbins. Those are very good. Very Delicious. Angela: Meredith's allergic to dairy, so... Michael: She's not the only one that's going to be eating it, right? I think everybody likes ice-cream cake. It's not, uh, it's not just about her, so... Pam: It is... her birthday. Michael: Mint chocolate chip! That'd be good, how about some, mint chocolate chip?
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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Season_1_Episode_4_The Alliance.txt
16
April 12, 2005
Michael: Can you get her? She's right there. That is Meredith, the birthday girl. And this... is Meredith's card. Happy Bird-Day. Um, let's see. Jim, Jim wrote, 'Meredith, I heard you're turning 46, but, come on, you're an accountant. Just fudge the numbers.' Not bad, pretty funny, I don't appreciate condoning corporate fraud though. Uh, here's the thing. Whatever I write here has to be really, really funny. Because people out there are expecting it. I've already set the bar really high. And they're all worried about their jobs, you know. It's kinda dark out there. Can you imagine if I wrote something like, uh, 'Oh, Meredith. Happy Birthday. You're great. Love, Michael.'
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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Season_1_Episode_4_The Alliance.txt
23
April 12, 2005
Michael: Meredith, Meredith... Meri... Mary had a little lamb. Mary... Meredith had a little lamb. Don't bring that lamb to work or it'll poop on the floor. Michael: Hey, Oscar! Come on in. What's up? Oscar: Uh, I'm sorry to bother you. Michael: Oh, not at all. Come on in. What's going on? Oscar: My nephew is involved with, um, a charity for cerebral palsy, and I was wondering if maybe you'd like to... you know... if... Michael: What? Oscar: Donate to the charity? Michael: Oh, God. Of course I would. Get it over here. Get that over here. Oscar: Thank you. Michael: No, I'm always good... for some serious buckage. Wow. Two dollars, three dollars? People out here do not care about diseases. I am going to give you... $25. Oscar: That's... that's... that's very generous. Michael: Oh, my gosh, well... Listen, Oscar, generosity and togetherness and community all convalescences into... morale. That's what I say, so...
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
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Season_1_Episode_4_The Alliance.txt
26
April 12, 2005
Michael: Meredith, bad breath. Meredith has bad breath. Dwight: Hey, you wanted to see me? Michael: Yeah. What do you know about Meredith? Dwight: I don't think she'd be missed. Michael: There's not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more about my friend. Dwight: Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies. Michael: I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside. Dwight: She had a hysterectomy. Michael: Which one is that again? Dwight: That's where they remove the uterus. Michael: Oh God! Dwight, no. I'm trying to write something funny. What am I going to do with a removed uterus? Dwight: It could be kind of funny. Michael: You know what, I am on a deadline here, and just... OK. Thanks, thanks for your help. I'll work it out. Thank you Dwight. That was a waste of time.
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[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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April 12, 2005
Ryan: Michael? Are you done yet? Michael: Almost there. Just a sec. Just a second. It is perfect, thank you. Excellent, here we go. It is time, thank you. OK, come on. Let's go! Get the cake. Here we go. Come on! Shhh. Be quiet.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
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[ { "Dwight": "In \"The Alliance\" episode, whose prematurely selected birthday does Michael opt to commemorate, disregarding the fact that it's not due for another month?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember in \"The Alliance\" when Michael was hell-bent on throwing a birthday bash way too early? Who was the lucky emp...
[ [ "Meredith", "Ryan", "Angela", "Michael", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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Season_1_Episode_4_The Alliance.txt
32
April 12, 2005
Everybody: Surprise! Meredith: Oh! Surprise. Angela: No, it's ah... Michael: It's surprise Meredith. One, two... Everybody: Happy birthday to you. Michael: Find a key. Everybody: Happy birthday...
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ [ "Meredith", "Ryan", "Angela", "Michael", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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April 12, 2005
Everybody: ... birthday, dear Meredith Happy birthday to you... Michael: And many more!
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[ [ "Scranton", "Warehouse", "Indian restaurant", "Costa rica", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Scranton", "Warehouse", "Indian restaurant", "Costa rica", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bedrock", "Des moines", "Lackawanna county", "S...
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler", "Mr. Brown", "Meredith" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "In \"The Alliance\" episode, whose prematurely selected birthday does Michael opt to commemorate, disregarding the fact that it's not due for another month?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember in \"The Alliance\" when Michael was hell-bent on throwing a birthday bash way too early? Who was the lucky emp...
[ [ "Meredith", "Ryan", "Angela", "Michael", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Meredith" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
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36
April 12, 2005
Stanley: Last year, five years ago... Michael: You were surprised, weren't you? Meredith: Yes. Michael: You looked freaked, man. We said 'Surprise.' You were, like, 'What?' 'What the hell's goin' on here?' Good cake. Why don't you have some? Meredith: Uh, I can't. Um... Michael: Come on. A little bit. Meredith: I can't eat dairy. Michael: Oh, right. God, too bad. It's so good. Meredith: Yeah, it makes me sick. Michael: You know what? If I were allergic to dairy, I think I'd kill myself. 'Cause this is way, way too good.
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[ [ "Indian restaurant", "Warehouse", "Costa rica", "Scranton", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Indian restaurant", "Warehouse", "Costa rica", "Scranton", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Scranton", "Lackawanna county", "Des moines", "...
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler", "Mr. Brown", "Meredith" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39, 3, 16 ]
[ { "Dwight": "In \"The Alliance\" episode, whose prematurely selected birthday does Michael opt to commemorate, disregarding the fact that it's not due for another month?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember in \"The Alliance\" when Michael was hell-bent on throwing a birthday bash way too early? Who was the lucky emp...
[ [ "Meredith", "Ryan", "Angela", "Michael", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Meredith" ]
[ 16 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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39
April 12, 2005
Michael: Jim, good party, huh? Just a little something I whipped up. You know, a little morale boost. No big deal. Jim: Speaking of which, I meant to tell you. Very impressive, the uh, donation you gave to Oscar's charity. What was it? 25 bucks? Michael: Well, you know, money isn't everything Jim. It's not the key to happiness. You know what is? Joy. You should remember that. Maybe you'll give more than three dollars next time. Jim: Yeah, well, three dollars a mile. It's gonna end up being like 50 bucks. So... God, I can't even calculate what you're gonna have to give. Michael: Is Oscar around?
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[ [ "Indian restaurant", "Scranton", "Warehouse", "Costa rica", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Indian restaurant", "Scranton", "Warehouse", "Costa rica", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Des moines", "Bedrock", "Lackawanna county", "S...
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler", "Mr. Brown", "Meredith" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "In \"The Alliance\" episode, whose prematurely selected birthday does Michael opt to commemorate, disregarding the fact that it's not due for another month?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember in \"The Alliance\" when Michael was hell-bent on throwing a birthday bash way too early? Who was the lucky emp...
[ [ "Meredith", "Ryan", "Angela", "Michael", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
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40
April 12, 2005
Michael: I just thought it was kind of a flat, you know... 25 dollar, one-time donation. I didn't think it was per mile kinda deal. You know, so... Oscar: Well, that's what a walk-a-thon is. Michael: I know... Oscar: It says it right on the sheet. Look, look at the sheet. It says, 'However many dollars per mile.' Michael: Right. Got it. Yes. So it does. Um... Oscar: I just think it's kind of cheap to un-donate money to a charity. Michael: No, no, no, no, no. That wasn't what I wasn't, that wasn't... No. It-it-it's not about the money. It's just... it... it's the ethics of the thing, Oscar. How's your nephew? Is he in good shape? Oscar: Yeah. Michael: How many miles did he do last year? Oscar: Last year, he walked 18 miles. Michael: Son of a bitch. That is impressive.
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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April 12, 2005
Pam: Happy Birthday. Michael: Read it out loud. And say who wrote everything so we know whose is the best. Meredith: Happy Bird-day' Um... 'Meredith, good news. You're not actually a year older because you work here, where time stands still.' Michael: I don't know about that. Meredith: That was Stanley. 'Meredith, happy birthday, you're the best. Love, Pam.' Michael: Huh! Thanks, downer. Meredith: This is from Michael. 'Meredith, let's hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.' Michael: Because of the downsizing. Rumors. And because you're gettin' old. Meredith: No, I... I get it. It's funny. Michael: You didn't get the joke. So, that's cool. That's, you know what? Actually... I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn't use. Um... Oh, where's that? Oh, OK, here's a good one. Um... 'Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called, she wants her age back and her divorces back.' 'Cause Meredith's been divorced like, twice. Is that right? Meredith: You're right. You're right. Yes. Michael: Divorce. Um... OK, 'Meredith is so old...' Oscar: How old is she? Michael: Everybody? If... could do it? 'Meredith is so old...' Everybody: How old is she? Michael: She's so old, she went into an antique store and they kept her.' Michael: That wasn't even mine. I got that off the Internet. Website. Um, don't get mad at me. Oscar: Uh, nice party Michael. Michael: This isn't my fault. Ladies, not your best effort. The streamers? I think we could have done better than that. Angela: Phyllis wanted red, I didn't. Phyllis: Oh, boy... You... Michael: OK, we... all right. People, hold on, hold on. Just a second. OK, I think we're losing sight of what is really important here. And that is that we are... a group of people... who work together. I was... I really wasn't gonna flaunt this. I have made a very sizable donation to Oscar's nephew's... walkathon. $25. Oscar: Per mile. Michael: Per mile, yes.
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you know, identifying the location of Michael's employment in March 2005 is of paramount importance. Where was he professionally engaged on that day?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where was Michael clocking in in March 2005?", "Pam": "Just out of curiosity, do you happen to k...
[ [ "Scranton", "Costa rica", "Warehouse", "Indian restaurant", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Scranton", "Costa rica", "Warehouse", "Indian restaurant", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Lackawanna county", "Bedrock", "Scranton", "Des...
[ "Scranton", "Scranton", "Scranton", "Temp", "Temp", "In charge of dunder mifflin paper products", "In charge of dunder mifflin paper products", "Office", "Office", "Office", "Health care plan picker", "Boss", "Boss" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
[ [ "Concierge", "Warehouse staff", "Regional manager of the scranton branch", "Manager", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Accounting", "Cfo", "Sales department", "Paper supplier", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Salesperson", "Parasailing ins...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler", "Mr. Brown", "Meredith" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39, 3, 16 ]
[ { "Dwight": "In \"The Alliance\" episode, whose prematurely selected birthday does Michael opt to commemorate, disregarding the fact that it's not due for another month?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember in \"The Alliance\" when Michael was hell-bent on throwing a birthday bash way too early? Who was the lucky emp...
[ [ "Meredith", "Ryan", "Angela", "Michael", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Meredith" ]
[ 16 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
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Season_1_Episode_4_The Alliance.txt
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April 12, 2005
Michael: When I retire, I... don't want to just disappear to an island somewhere. I wanna be the guy who gives everything back.
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you know, identifying the location of Michael's employment in March 2005 is of paramount importance. Where was he professionally engaged on that day?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where was Michael clocking in in March 2005?", "Pam": "Just out of curiosity, do you happen to k...
[ [ "Warehouse", "Scranton", "Indian restaurant", "Costa rica", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Warehouse", "Scranton", "Indian restaurant", "Costa rica", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Des moines", "Bedrock", "Lackawanna county", "S...
[ "Scranton", "Scranton", "Scranton", "Temp", "Temp", "In charge of dunder mifflin paper products", "In charge of dunder mifflin paper products", "Office", "Office", "Office", "Health care plan picker", "Boss", "Boss" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
[ [ "Hr", "Properties manager", "Paper supplier", "Security guard", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Paper supplier", "Volunteer", "Hr representative", "Warehouse staff", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Manager", "Cfo", "Security guard", ...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler", "Mr. Brown", "Meredith" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39, 3, 16 ]
[ { "Dwight": "In \"The Alliance\" episode, whose prematurely selected birthday does Michael opt to commemorate, disregarding the fact that it's not due for another month?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember in \"The Alliance\" when Michael was hell-bent on throwing a birthday bash way too early? Who was the lucky emp...
[ [ "Meredith", "Ryan", "Angela", "Michael", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Meredith" ]
[ 16 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]
Season_1_Episode_4_The Alliance.txt
43
April 12, 2005
Michael: A check for the kids, and for the team.
[ { "Dwight": "Just so you know, identifying the location of Michael's employment in March 2005 is of paramount importance. Where was he professionally engaged on that day?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, where was Michael clocking in in March 2005?", "Pam": "Just out of curiosity, do you happen to k...
[ [ "Scranton", "Indian restaurant", "Costa rica", "Warehouse", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Scranton", "Indian restaurant", "Costa rica", "Warehouse", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Lackawanna county", "Bedrock", "Des moines", "S...
[ "Scranton", "Scranton", "Scranton", "Temp", "Temp", "In charge of dunder mifflin paper products", "In charge of dunder mifflin paper products", "Office", "Office", "Office", "Health care plan picker", "Boss", "Boss" ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Just so you're aware, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Jim": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Pam": "Oh, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do here?", "Ryan": "So, just out of curiosity, what exactly does Oscar do around here?", "default...
[ [ "Paper supplier", "Warehouse worker", "Head of the michael scott paper company", "Volunteer", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Corporate lawyer", "Corporate hr", "Parasailing instructor", "Security supervisor of the branch", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I d...
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[ { "Dwight": "Fact: Michael conducts an ill-conceived prank on March 24, 2005, where he feigns termination of an employee as a joke. Identical information inquiry: which subordinate does Michael impersonate firing during this primary show incident?", "Jim": "Hey, just out of curiosity, remembering back to th...
[ [ "Stanley", "Jan", "Pam", "Ryan", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Shemp", "Curly", "Moe", "Larry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "4", "12", "8", "10", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Bono", "Bob Hope", ...
[ "Pam", "Moe", "12", "Drew Carey", "Post-it Notes", "Stapler", "Mr. Brown", "Meredith" ]
[ 10, 21, 30, 33, 37, 39, 3, 16 ]
[ { "Dwight": "In \"The Alliance\" episode, whose prematurely selected birthday does Michael opt to commemorate, disregarding the fact that it's not due for another month?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember in \"The Alliance\" when Michael was hell-bent on throwing a birthday bash way too early? Who was the lucky emp...
[ [ "Meredith", "Ryan", "Angela", "Michael", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ] ]
[ "Meredith" ]
[ 16 ]
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[ { "Dwight": "Upon eavesdropping the exchange on March 24, 2005, which impending social event does Pam inquire if Jim plans to attend this coming Sunday, precisely?", "Jim": "Hey, so remember that chat from March 24, 2005 we were all trying very hard to forget? Any chance you caught where Pam thinks I might ...
[ [ "Angela's cat party", "Happy hour at Poor Richard's", "Michael's improv class", "Her art show", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "Peach", "Vanilla", "Strawberry", "Mixed berry", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ], [ "5 months", "3 years", "5 y...
[ "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)", "I don't know. (None of the above)" ]
[ 34, 36, 38 ]