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Dumb Demotivational Poster

ASIANS - Used to swords...

TAGS: asian dumb gun
Rating: 1.74/5

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none - April 7, 2009, 12:33 am
yea if you look at it closely, hes right handed, and finger is straight and off the trigger, hence why you dont see his finger on the barrel and why he looks like hes holding the gun stupidly.
barockeva - November 5, 2008, 6:32 am
Right handed. This man is.
actually - July 17, 2008, 12:23 pm
you're supposed to have your trigger finger along the barrel...
Anonymous - June 11, 2008, 3:46 pm
Actually, that's how you're supposed to hold a gun before you're ready to fire. It's safety, but good try.

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?

TAGS: captain obvious dumb superhero internet meme
Rating: 1.71/5

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Khatmonsuk - February 13, 2009, 8:53 am
Hehe okay XD. I will look up perifious and Timmie. I alredy know what fapping and amsome means...sadly (XD).
Culos - February 12, 2009, 7:59 am
Once upon a time we had the most stupid comment by a guy.girl called Bob. On that day we added the word Bobvious to the Motifake dictionary...You may want to do a search for words like Amsome, Timmie, Fap/fapping and perifious. They too are Motifakenglish
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 7:49 am
But I cant help but wondering...Why is he called Bobvious here on MotiFake?
Culos - February 12, 2009, 6:40 am
No big deal, you're forgiven :-)
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 6:38 am
Answer to Culos: Sorry man. I'm pretty new to MotiFake.
Culos - February 12, 2009, 4:11 am
Try and get it right, on Motifake it's Captain Bobvious!

TAGS: don t ask stupid questions kitten idiot dumb
Rating: 3.77/5

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TheHornyGoat - November 13, 2015, 2:29 am
Am I going to hell for giving this 5L?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:11 pm
1enferno - December 17, 2009, 6:15 pm
This is funny. It deserves a LOL~
peteyb - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
love it-want this for my office
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
Cuuuuuute kitty, though!
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
When I figur it ou.... shaddup.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am
How come? Why? Where did you hear that? Is that true? What's the deal with that? Ok, how many kittens is that?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:57 pm
That river runneth over...

RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."

TAGS: dumb shit
Rating: 4.44/5

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dslohand - January 15, 2013, 10:50 pm
5 sparks I'm still laughing I'd be locking that thing up at night. just to remove the temptation from the wife lol
mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 3:04 pm
if it is that bad with AA's what would happen if you wired up a 9volt ?
HGCaboose - March 5, 2010, 4:19 am
Rofl That's great!
palmat - March 5, 2010, 2:00 am
lmao 5 AAA batteries for you.
MrBlack - March 4, 2010, 10:39 pm
And by burn right through, I mean, I'd keep moving the lens and still burn a line clean through.
MrBlack - March 4, 2010, 10:39 pm
Closest I've come to this kind of stupidity was an old game where 2+ people burn each others hands with a magnifyin lens and last to give in wins. I won cause I was the only one who could get a lens to burn right through cardboard
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:37 pm
When I was a kid, we'd play tag with a stun gun. Fun stuff.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:36 pm
Real ones use a wiggy.
Killroykill - March 4, 2010, 6:26 pm
and that's why electricians test wires with the back of their hands
Derek - March 4, 2010, 5:54 pm
I'm ashamed of my schadenfreude. 5L
CANADA - March 4, 2010, 5:12 pm
I shocked myself on a bet with one of those small key chain ones, it blew me on my ass
culos - March 4, 2010, 5:02 pm
I physically felt what you went through. 5 Nutless Morons for you!
R.S.Jake - March 4, 2010, 4:52 pm
I am sitting here, at work, tears rolling down my face. I started coughing from trying not to laugh too loud. I had to close the door to finish reading this! This is now my all time favorite! 10 Tazers for you! *zzap!* Ahhhhhrrrgghhh! Hahahahaha!!
Bovee - March 4, 2010, 4:51 pm
my brother is a marine and they had to pick between getting tazed or shot with a rubber bullet and the first guy picked tazed and for some reason everyone else took the bullet. great story hope you get better. 5 volts.

THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE - When you argue on the internet...

TAGS: funny rabbit argue internet dumb
Rating: 3.46/5

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lulz - September 23, 2009, 1:17 pm
hey look it's Sean in the pic
eh - August 23, 2009, 7:25 pm
some other cunt
Sean - August 22, 2009, 8:43 pm
Who's the other guy?

S U R E - Only If You Accept Monopoly Money ...

TAGS: stupid dumb question facepalm
Rating: 4.68/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:42 pm
At this store I worked we had ONE sign, in a CORNER, that read in LARGE, RED letters: "This Isle ONLY - everything 50% off." Every customer who came in thought we were going out business. Greet poster, btw. 5L
CloudchaserS - December 21, 2012, 10:44 am
When I worked at Burger King 10 years ago, once in awhile, someone actually would ask me if the Whopper and Whopper Jr. are two different size sammiches

US NAVY 1 - Pirates 0

TAGS: how dumb can you be to attack a warship
Rating: 4.55/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:43 pm
No, desperate pirates. Not many opportunities in Somalia.
FacelessSailor - April 6, 2010, 1:35 pm
Get some! Some people never learn...stupid pirates...
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 10:42 pm
Oh..oh...oh...it's just like that game!!! B4... BOOM, hit B5... miss my turn
GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 5:44 pm
looks a discussion at my house, and I'll be damned if I ever call her a battleship again!! 5L

BLONDES - Keepin things interesting

IDIOT - Can there be ANY doubt in court what the answer will be to: "Can you identify the man who assaulted you?"

TAGS: idiot stupid dumb criminal tattoo
Rating: 4.05/5

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thwolf - November 30, 2010, 8:37 pm
@ IllicoPresto. No, no he did not get a job.
IllicoPresto - November 30, 2010, 7:37 pm
Hey, he shaved off his beard! I wonder if he ever got a job? See # 80584
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:57 am
crap.... right cheek. 3 L chief
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:56 am
He isn't a relative of mine. (left cheek)

FACEPLANT!! - Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

WHY CANT BLONDES DIAL 911? - They cant find the 11 button.

TAGS: ugly women what point girl nasty stupid dumb female fail
Rating: 1.56/5

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agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 7:30 pm
Check yourself.

TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende sexy
Rating: 3.19/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++

DUMB BLONDE JOKES - I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

TAGS: dumb blonde joke lady sunny
Rating: 3/5

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twill1962 - September 22, 2012, 9:02 pm
Dolly Parton said it first.

STUPID & LAZY - Key Ingredients To Catastrophies

TAGS: stupid and lazy dumbass
Rating: 3.9/5

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Anyal - April 23, 2013, 8:31 pm
I would like to see the end result of this preferably in video form... *evil chuckle*

ERNEST P. WORRELL - Did you hear the one about the three legged dog that walked into a bar and said, "I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw."

INVENTIONS - Some are more practical than others

TAGS: really dumb one
Rating: 4.32/5

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Russian man - January 2, 2010, 5:57 am
No comments 5L.
MasterMorality - January 1, 2010, 6:35 pm
Fucking brilliant. 5 lions.
Derek - December 29, 2009, 10:30 pm
Heheh, great sequence
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:12 pm
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 3:18 pm
That guy was a loser. Mine works perfectly! 5 laptops

NO CLUE - On how to handle North Korea. Nor Iran, nor terrorism. Nor the economy.

TAGS: obama dumb democrats terrorism korea nuclear iran politics
Rating: 3.25/5

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Chillax - December 18, 2009, 7:20 pm
Would you expect more from a community organizer with no exectutive experience and as a Senator missed 314 of 1300 roll call votes (24%)? Don't act shocked now.
Agent K - August 5, 2009, 5:20 pm
i think my roommate said it best it's like taking a janitor in a company and promoting him straight to CEO.
Mikeipee - August 5, 2009, 5:19 pm
I agree. But his wife is hot.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 2, 2009, 10:15 pm
Very well said WTFO.
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:15 pm
needed to be removed and I'd rather my generation take care of it than pass it off to my kids when Saddam became a stronger threat. You whine about 1B spent to remove a dangerous dictator but are quite on 787B spent on govt waste. Your positions are sad.
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:13 pm
he claim on being "right" to not go is a fallacy. Since he did not have the national intel that the POTUS and Congress used to assess the situation. He was also wrong about the surge that gained so much ground in that war. Saddam and his psycho sons
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:11 pm
Game, Bush showed strength to countries that believe talk is weakness. Also, did you really think Iran was going to have a fair election. Not to mention that the "moderate" candidate in that election still wants to wipe Israel off the map. As for Iraq,
TheSarge - June 15, 2009, 2:16 pm
As opposed to the trillions this knucklehead is going to cost us.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - June 12, 2009, 9:57 am
What "Bush did that was better" was get Kim Jong Ill to back down. But now Ill is pushing around Obama like a rag doll. And yes it would be smarter to see who wins the Iranian election; but do you think Obama WOULD know what do to anyway?
The Game - June 12, 2009, 8:40 am
North Korea has been around for the last 8 years, what did Bush do that was better? Iran has an election this month that could oust Ahmadinejad, its smarter to see who would be president first Yet he was right about Iraq, which cost about $1,000,000,000

PICARD FACEPALM: - now available to answer stupid guestions on yahoo answers.

TAGS: you know your dumb when someone makes a picard facepalm with ms word
Rating: 4.21/5

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R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:14 am
Computers are a myth! They are only the images we see after the Government gives us the hypno-drugs! The year is actually 1836, and everything you know and see is a lie! J/K, don't send pretend hate mail. It doesn't exist anyway.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 9:13 am
bats are birds... why are there people who waste their time by giving "correct" answers to such a question?!?*fg*
thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:04 am
While we're discussing Yahoo Answers... here is my favorite. http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100421052612AADGqkk
corbett06 - May 5, 2010, 8:56 am
talk about blind faith what a fricken moron
boeweizer - April 29, 2010, 9:01 pm
the idiocy of sum ppl, i mean wow!
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 3:36 pm
I was gonna give it 5 until I saw the typo. 4L

TAGS: obama politics retards liberals democrats dumb stupid
Rating: 2.76/5

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Sean - June 19, 2009, 1:24 pm
Still not seeing it, really. But at least now I know that "glee" rhymes with "free". But why you'd ever want it to, is beyond me. Still think this poster is quite funny.
BoneCD - June 19, 2009, 3:20 am
..to his government for free!
BoneCD - June 19, 2009, 3:19 am
Well done Sean. The â€œSkiâ€ was a left handed compliment that you didnâ€™t see. Of course you were to busy digging a hole (in the permafrost) for your poopy and pee! Get indoor plumbing I shouted with glee. But alas, he could not because he gave it all
TheTrashHeap - June 19, 2009, 12:58 am
Sean - June 19, 2009, 12:10 am
Oh, and the Kool-Aid thing was a parody of the Anti-Liberal chant -- too dumb to be aimed at anyone, really.
Sean. - June 19, 2009, 12:02 am
I added "ski" after you did. So, you started it! You were the first to ski down that hill.
BoneCD - June 18, 2009, 11:34 pm
Facts are facts Seanski...and I just love the name calling, keep bringing that to the game!
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 7:08 pm
DUH!!!! Everyone knows that pumpkins don't reach the masses like a motifake does!!! Now, if you're talkin' Peeps... solid medium.
Sean - June 18, 2009, 6:30 pm
So, BoneCDski, yer saying the tags are inspired? As in wonderfully creative? No wonder agdaniele can't stop at twelve ... yer killin' him! Now run along an' hollow out yer pumpkin so it'll hold yer quart of Kool-Aid (actually, Flavor Aid)
BoneCD - June 18, 2009, 5:28 pm
then if we wouldn't had enacted the package! I'm still praying that it works...but I know damn well it won't!!!
BoneCD - June 18, 2009, 5:27 pm
Not really Seanski! They have been tracking the Data for unemployment, and using the chart that Obama used to show future unemployment with and without the mighty stimulus package (that which he used to sell the masses his McPackage), we far worse off....
know_it_all - June 18, 2009, 5:25 pm
lol, silly dumbocrat.
Sean - June 18, 2009, 5:08 pm
The tags are uninspried, though.
Culos - June 18, 2009, 4:08 pm
Contradictio in Terminis
Sean - June 18, 2009, 3:15 pm
This is great. Wonderful delivery. 5.

STUPIDITY - Great day for shorts aint it?

TAGS: hitler is dumb shorts winter
Rating: 2.39/5

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Zealot - October 7, 2010, 9:15 pm

AMERICAN EDUCATION - Is just to poor to be true....

TAGS: school loosers jackass geographical dumb wtf roflmao
Rating: 2.56/5

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LOLOLOL - July 28, 2009, 5:28 pm
Troll alert!!!
Christopher - April 26, 2009, 7:47 am
Strange. The Mexican drug cartels seems to know which way is north on a map.

TAGS: dumber than the law allows
Rating: 4.67/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 11:41 pm
*I could be wrong
AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 11:40 pm
The frosted glass makes it hard to tell. I don't think rerun likes wearing bikinis...I could beng
eldiabloloco - October 11, 2010, 11:20 pm
is that cubby or rerun
Sparrowgirl - July 28, 2010, 1:39 am
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 12:55 am
Still hilarious!
DreMagnum - March 23, 2010, 1:53 pm
Well, you could use an apple, but that would be kind of weird. 5L's space. One of the better posters i've seen
Airman - March 22, 2010, 5:14 pm
5 LOL's
Faceplant31 - March 22, 2010, 9:50 am
Great! 5L
LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 8:34 am
It's not the peeking in the windows that's so bad...it's when he humps your leg after. 5L!
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 4:53 am
LOL. Bad Dog!!! 5L
Produceman117 - March 21, 2010, 7:31 pm
Incredible. A+ and 5Ls.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:59 pm
Brilliant! Favorite'd and five'd.

WAR - No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. General George S. Patton (1885-1945)

TAGS: war death dumb country patton
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - September 22, 2012, 7:10 pm

@thesun...this is a comedy/satire site. Nobody here is intentionally, they are just having fun
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm
aw please be nice :)
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:56 am
Suuure...you say that while you're winning. ;) And I have done 6 since, though most've been ripped to shreds. :/
suzieq - January 31, 2012, 9:56 am
oh OK... I didn't mean 'get out of it' completely, just change the subject every now and then. There is plenty of fun military stuff to do :) this is not a contest you know, just fun and games :)
djrcreative - January 31, 2012, 12:58 am
"Get out of the military stuff !!!" ;P What, so you can stand a chance? LOL!
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:46 am
thanks for the 5L, my friend. why hypocrite ?
djrcreative - January 30, 2012, 2:54 am
Hypocrite. ;P 5LOL!
Verdeckt - January 30, 2012, 2:07 am
You should upload this to Philosophy Wall as well

TAGS: some are dumber than others
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 7, 2012, 4:02 pm
Top notch.
MissPriss - August 6, 2012, 2:03 pm
And the first 5L laugh of my day goes to...the dynamic duo of Mr. and Mrs.

CHODE - This guy is one. BRO!

TAGS: bro tatt lame dumb chode hahahahahahhahahahahaha
Rating: 1.53/5

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MO - October 9, 2009, 3:05 pm
Wow HA! just amazing. You really pulled out all the stops on this ONE bro.
MM - August 8, 2008, 9:01 pm

S T U P I D - You can fix your hair...you can fix your face...you can wear the best clothes...but you can't fix STUPID

TAGS: dumber than the law allows boom
Rating: 4.33/5

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IllicoPresto - March 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
Ahh yes, gasoline and fire. Known in the military as a "Foom Ball."
MO - March 21, 2010, 3:09 pm
Ha! I didn't see her smoking! Whoof!! No more blonde!! Looks more like a burnt match stick now!! Whoof!! Whoof!!
Cubbybear - March 21, 2010, 3:04 pm
Filling gas while smoking. I know son...she's hawt
[email protected] - March 21, 2010, 2:43 pm
I don't get it

TAGS: nightvisionphantom youtube christian religion dumbass logic fail
Rating: 2.1/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:27 am
Talking in circles, not making any sense, spewing random words - his brain is fried. Probably meth OD.
Epic. - June 17, 2009, 9:42 pm
This is it. You didn't include the part where he said "A-thee-izum."
LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:05 am
Boo, you fail.
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 8:53 pm
Look who is enjoying too many turkey clubs on sliced "body of christ"

WOULD YOU LIKE A TABLE? - No, I Reserved The Carpet For 3 Already ... ... Dumbass

TAGS: waiter table stupid carpet dumbass
Rating: 4.48/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:47 pm
I like this one, how many times we get stupid questions like this one every single day is mind blowing.

GUILFORD COUNTY, NC - Thanks for reminding everyone that North Carolina is a part of the South!

TAGS: dumbass funny
Rating: 2.94/5

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Feasibly - August 12, 2010, 12:09 pm
5L in spite of south being the same direction your posters are going.

TAGS: dumber than the law allows day
Rating: 4.39/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 1:06 pm
Actually, Barry was right in most cases. Dress right, don't give prisoners home comforts, use police equipment for police duty. Andy was a full blown retard.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:16 pm
5L. I've consulted in a lot of government offices, and that rule would explain a *lot*.
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 10:52 am
5 nip it in the bud's

PEOPLE LIKE THIS - are so dense, light bends around them.

TAGS: stupid retard dumb idiot textfake yahoo answers
Rating: 3.97/5

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aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:19 am
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them... [x2]
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:25 pm
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them...
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:59 am
Look what Cam found online!!!

TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird fucked random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.

TAGS: dumb wedding mother in law
Rating: 3.1/5

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zach - November 3, 2009, 5:19 pm
lol wow i never new you were the one doing thes cool pics with messeges lol sweet
[email protected] - August 13, 2009, 10:43 am
having three women refuse to suck him off, while they run thru his money shopping.
Anonymous2 - June 20, 2009, 2:04 pm
Maybe, but just think of the things he'll be doing on his honeymoon.

BANANA - I can has?

TAGS: dumb racist people
Rating: 2.73/5

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Airman - January 4, 2011, 5:11 pm
*are, not is
Airman - January 4, 2011, 5:10 pm
Veld, you're commenting on a poster that is over a year old. None of those people is even around anymore
Veldimar - January 4, 2011, 4:42 pm
So, America hasn't killed enough people in Afganistan and Iraq, and British Hindus are next target? Way to go!
Shyanne - December 11, 2009, 1:34 pm
Funny learn what it is!
angryceltic - December 11, 2009, 1:23 pm
it really doesn’t matter where he came from Europe is slowly becoming over populated with Muslims because they have 5 or 6 kids on average as compared to the natives who have 1 or 2 im not saying anything about him but that's a fact
Sleed - May 19, 2009, 11:56 pm
what lola said
Lola57 - April 30, 2009, 9:22 pm
ROFL! This is so racist, all it takes is him to have darker colored skin and the right facial features, doesn't really matter where he's from.
ANTI - January 16, 2009, 6:36 pm
Little Johnny - January 15, 2009, 8:46 pm
And they can't decide if one of them wasn't from India.
LogicDude - January 15, 2009, 1:34 pm
Dumb Tunnelers: The 7/7 terrorists all had British passports you idiot.

COMMON SENSE - This guy has none.

TAGS: sense brains intelligence stupid dumb
Rating: 2.71/5

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RetiredUSNChief - April 20, 2011, 11:51 pm
COOL! A comment about me not having balls of steel, from a person who created an account just to post this one comment and nothing else. Duly noted! :):)
pooya - February 8, 2011, 3:46 am
yeah but he has balls of steel which you have none....
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 8:06 am
I do not think it means what you think it means.

BEYOND EPIC FACEPALM - You've finally forced my hand. Relax. This won't hurt much. Soon you'll be out of our misery.

TAGS: learning education dumb blondes usa
Rating: 4.63/5

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vbattaile - December 15, 2012, 5:38 pm
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes,

PLAY DUMB - I would rather ask for forgiveness than permission ...

TAGS: play dumb forgivness rather permission
Rating: 4.48/5

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Budog - April 24, 2012, 4:44 am
I am surprised "Ass My Laugh Off" hasn't ripped this one off yet. Shall we all take bets as to how long it will take them?
Budog - April 24, 2012, 3:55 am
I have done so, it still doesn't work. I know how to copy and paste a link. When I do so all it says is the selected attachment does not exist anymore... So, what are you trying to say here?
Rick69 - April 23, 2012, 6:52 pm
I see the comments don't like links... No matter; all you have to do is use your mouse to select from "37511" to "http" (ie. the whole link) then copy ALL the orange words & paste it on another tab...
Budog - April 23, 2012, 4:12 pm
Okay what are you trying to say here Rick. I cannot find anything when I open the link. It just takes me to the forum but no thread
Rick69 - April 23, 2012, 4:00 pm
http://www.motifake.com/forum/download/file.php?id=37511 - Let's try that again, shall we... Remember to follow with the entire whole link... ; )
Rick69 - April 23, 2012, 3:45 pm
http://static.webdunia.com/mwdimages/thumbnail/image/nnozizi//mywebdunia/UserData/DataP/pictures/images/restricted/25-04-2009/scarlet_johanson_boob_press.gif - Worth following the link... ; )

TAGS: dumbass
Rating: 1.73/5

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colt45103 - July 6, 2010, 6:40 pm
10 - 6 last year and swept the division... Yea the bengals suck alright
kokoroneko - February 12, 2010, 4:39 pm
FAIL - Ocho Cinco means 8, 5 not 85
Marvin Wankerstein - February 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
Nice hair do. I bet he has the grill work too.
rottenprat - February 12, 2010, 12:31 pm
85 is ochenta y cinco. he changed his name to eight five.

TAGS: nagging dumb husband domestic violence wife with an axe
Rating: 4.94/5

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TheOmegaMan - January 12, 2011, 12:44 pm
...or you could have taken the non-psycho route and simply been strong enough to get a divorce...'nuff said. LOL
crankyhead - January 9, 2011, 11:38 am
this is delicious.
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 10:48 am
Freeking fantastic! Adding to faves... nuff said. 5L's
valkor - January 9, 2011, 9:05 am
Fantastic. Love it.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 8:55 am

jaw dropingly solid 5. awesome. totally loved it!

TAGS: stupid things men do dumb
Rating: 4.73/5

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ughomer - April 9, 2012, 10:10 am
5butjam - April 8, 2012, 7:14 pm
Perfect picture there Cavey, 5 proud lionesses... with manes.

DARWIN'S THEORY - About to be proven once again.

TAGS: stupid dumb darwin theory evolution
Rating: 4.69/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:12 am
now to get rid of the hospitals so the stupid can't multiply

HEY! I'M A CONVICT - Too bad that prison doesnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t cure stupidity.

EVOLUTION - continuing the downward spiral

TAGS: i didn t think it could get dumber
Rating: 4.29/5

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R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:25 pm
I was peeking out of the closet to see if the coast was clear...nope!
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:50 pm
A little lisp at the end there, Jake?
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 12:42 pm
Have you seen these morons try to run? Very funny stuff. But you have plenty of time to swith from guns to missiles.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:36 pm
Don't give them any ideas, Feas!
Feasibly - May 14, 2010, 12:33 pm
I'm surprised he has his shoes on the right feet.
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 11:08 am
For the sake of the species, these mutants should be shot on sight. 5 slugs to the head.

S C O O L - Hoo kneeds it wen eye have a computor?

CAPTAIN (B)OBVIOUS - Just wanted to point that out.

county highway caution -

DUMB PEOPLE - Smart Phones don't have an app to fix that ...

TAGS: dumb people smart phones app
Rating: 4.35/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 6:27 am
If motifakers only knew what Smartphone Support for retail is like :(
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 10:20 am
"And that is the weekend! Allow me to crack the bubbly!" Giving a smart phone to a dumb person is like giving a loud toy to an obnoxious child.

WISDOM - By three methods we may learn wisdom : First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.

TAGS: wisdom dumb dumbass stupid sunny
Rating: 4.24/5

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foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:50 pm
done often. and if you use quotes, you could name the author in the tags.
5150monkeylove - December 19, 2010, 11:27 pm
I like this one, It would be great if you took your time and made more like this. Wordflow is a little off, PM a reg for different formats to use. 4L

SWINE FLU - How Pandemics Get Started

BACON - These guys will smell like it in 3, 2, 1...

JUSTIN BIEBER - When you're cute you can get away with being stupid

TAGS: bieber dumb stupid
Rating: 2.89/5

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Brawler - May 18, 2011, 2:20 pm
It does indeed:D
Reality Lord - May 18, 2011, 12:05 pm

that works for filthy rich too

EPIC FAIL - The next "change" will happen 1/20/13

TAGS: obama fail dumbass barack
Rating: 2.56/5

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TTD - June 13, 2009, 11:03 am
Yes, current/former-government is bad, mkay....
HAHA - March 30, 2009, 8:00 pm
We need to change all of the goverment.
WTFO - March 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
Unfortunately, that is a long way off. Good news is we might be able to change the Congress in two years.

Dumb Blondes -

Stereotypes -

TAGS: dumb crazy stupid boom cubby
Rating: 4.85/5

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RetiredUSNChief - March 8, 2012, 11:37 pm
Sure you can! This one's about to be fixed in three....two....one...
GreyScorpion - November 15, 2010, 10:23 am
or the person who'd leave such a comment.
carnagie - November 15, 2010, 9:32 am
Who's dumber, the idiot lighting the cigarette, or the moron watching him.

Play Dumb -

TAGS: treats train play dumb
Rating: 4.74/5

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Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 5:59 pm
Funny and probably true

CREATIVITY - It's usually a great trait, but don't take it too far, or you just cheap and dumb.

TAGS: cheap dumb creativity
Rating: 3.93/5

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Swampfox - December 9, 2011, 7:11 pm
It's just a temporary fix. He'll add the metal strap in 5 or 6 years.
CloudchaserS - December 9, 2011, 10:02 am
If the photo is yours, you should submit it to whitetrashrepairs.com and thereifixedit.com

THIS IS GOING TO END WELL... - Lets just hope the trainers got a good lawyer.

TAGS: dumb stupid idiot
Rating: 3.33/5

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agdaniele - January 31, 2011, 12:58 pm
For God's sake, keep the camera rolling!

MEANWHILE - Back in Bin Laden's cave.

ALEX - He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer

TAGS: wisconsin packers hick fat people dumb
Rating: 1.89/5

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Puppieeyes223 - October 23, 2010, 9:16 pm
LMAO! It's true! Go Saints!

D-BUTTON? - Wher te fukk is te D-button?

TAGS: dumb test
Rating: 1.77/5

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culos - September 7, 2009, 3:15 pm
Just behind the G-Spot dumb a s s

TAGS: dumbass
Rating: 1.53/5
Mr. Shiny - August 24, 2010, 12:38 am
yes it seems this is the same no name poster making another attempt. this is better then their last, I will say. 2
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 10:47 pm
Reality Lord... Anonymous posters get the same vote as anonymous crap posters. 1L
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 7:17 pm
however i have left a score and said CRAAAAAP!. 1L
Reality Lord - August 23, 2010, 9:05 am

i have not left a score but wanted to tell you to get an account. anonymous postings will not do well. join the community. this poster would score alright. good luck dude!

TOW TRUCKS - They work on Big Rigs too!!!!

TAGS: break up dumb kick ass
Rating: 4.96/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:05 pm
When I was a child, I saw this guy dumping his girl - at a Jack in the Box no less! The scene was awesome. I wish they had camera phones when I was young. Or even cell phones... Or camcorders that weren't the size of toaster oven for everyone to notice XD

TAGS: dumbo reimagined cubby
Rating: 4.76/5

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agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 8:48 pm
Like it when she shows up trunkless?
GreyScorpion - September 4, 2010, 8:18 pm
reminds me of my mother in law
agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 8:08 pm
Without a trunk and big ears, it appears so.
Jaubrey - September 4, 2010, 7:30 pm
would an elephant REALLY look like that?
agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 7:22 pm
I'm seeing a long-lost ancestor of the tusken raider.

ANGRY BIRDS - I guess the emu misunderstood the term 'fight or flight'

MORAL SUPPORT - Humans are so dumb.

TAGS: dumb as thelaw allows
Rating: 3.71/5

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Claire - March 21, 2010, 10:36 pm

GIVE UP - The harder you try, the dumber you look.

TAGS: piano man soldier dumb
Rating: 3.6/5

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Mongo - May 29, 2010, 4:06 pm
And to play concert piano for the critters.....does he lug this around with him?
Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:16 pm
Little known fact about this image. The gentleman playing the piano was a concert pianist for a symphony orchestra. He was acclaimed near and far for his Virtuoso, particularly with his interpretation of the classics. He left that to serve his country.

TAGS: dumb wtf
Rating: 2.83/5

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union - July 30, 2010, 2:08 pm
He may not always drink beer, but when he does.....

TAGS: dumb gift
Rating: 4.89/5

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HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:59 pm
dy2012 - May 3, 2012, 12:28 am
lol nice

TAGS: smart dumb better life hammy
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 7:52 pm
no problem, but i would recommend playing it though
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 7:18 pm
Too bad, but thanks for answering! xx
Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 4:09 pm
It's the female protagonist from Portal, so unless you've played that you won't understand the pic..
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:54 am
Is it a better time for you, now??!! I'm curious!! xx
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:53 am
Is it a better time for you??!! I'm curious!! xx
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:42 pm
I would explain the pic... but it''s 6am and I am tired.
cowboyrich - April 29, 2011, 11:52 am
She looks tired...did someone slip a roofie in that cake???
Hawamleh - November 19, 2010, 8:44 pm
I thought I should show people how a video-game poster should be done. thank you
spacedog - November 19, 2010, 6:01 pm
5L Hammy.

COMMUNICATION - Did you get that memo that track 37-E is down?

WELL... - There's your problem.

TAGS: dumbass car escalator
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - January 13, 2010, 9:53 pm
Agreed 5L
spacedog - January 13, 2010, 7:24 pm
Nice delivery on a picture that's been around awhile. Good one Fatt Matt.

WHEELCHAIRS - They come in handy for shopping.

TAGS: wheelchair shopping women dumb handicapped
Rating: 4/5

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KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:08 pm
why don't they just put the tired girl in the chair instead of that bag ?

TAGS: this is not a politifake you dumb mod its an idiologifake
Rating: 3.48/5

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Sean - December 22, 2009, 2:01 pm
I was actually referring to most people, not just the capitalists (owners of the means of production). This is more existential than ideological.
Derek - December 22, 2009, 12:15 am
It allows them to live off their capital rather than direct work. "Utterly useless"? I expect they'd debate that.

IT'S COMFORTING TO KNOW - That paris Hilton can save us all from a zombie invasion

GEORGE W. BUSH - At least he didn't act like being the president was a popularity contest.

TAGS: obama dumbass popularity contest president
Rating: 3.04/5

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Zed - September 29, 2009, 9:21 pm
and Mallen, I said "and the Republicans". At that point, McCain was just more of McSame, which is a damn shame, as I would have voted for McCain if his voting record actually was as "Maverick" as he claimed.
Zed - September 29, 2009, 9:18 pm
2001, perhaps, but two independent 2004 recounts told another story. But you don't want to hear those facts, so we have a pot and kettle situation here.
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:55 pm
Wow, both zed and kspace have drank the kool-aid that has made them ignore facts and reality. BTW, when an independent group counted the votes in FL in 2001 (after the election) is was confirmed that Bush won that state too. But you won't accept facts.
mallen - September 29, 2009, 4:35 pm
Bush wan't running in 2008, Dumbass. Bush was elected by the electoral college in 2000, but lost the popular vote. He won both in the 2004 election.
Zed - September 29, 2009, 1:41 pm
the previous 2 times.
Zed - September 29, 2009, 1:41 pm
If that true, then I find it fucking hillarious that as soon as Diebold quit supplying and "verifying" the voter counts via thier machines that Bush and the Republicans DIDN't get elected by the bogus "Landslide" numbers FOX kept reporting the previous 2
Rollseyes - September 29, 2009, 9:56 am
OMG! REALLY? You could not possibly be so stupid as to think that Bush wasn't elected TWICE! Get out of fairy-tale land, stop your hate, and GET OVER IT! He's not even president anymore for Cripes sake!
Kspace - September 29, 2009, 9:46 am
At least Obama was elected.

JOB APPLICATION - Make sure that Dumbo Dropping is pushing elephant out of a plane next time.


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Shopping In Duncan

Whether you love shopping or you consider it a necessary evil (hey, we all need clothes!), its definitely convenient to have shopping malls nearby. Thats just another one of the amenities that Duncan offers. When you live here, youre just a short drive away from some of the biggest and most popular shops in Canada!

Three Main Shopping Malls

One drive, three shopping areasyou can get everything you need in one trip! Duncan Mall, Duncan Plaza, and Duncan Village have a variety of shops and events to help you get a little more out of your shopping trip.

Popular Stores

It doesnt matter if youre looking for stylish clothes, inexpensive home products, or something to eat while the rest of the family finishes their shopping. Duncan Mall, Plaza, and Village have plenty of shops for you to explore. Some of the popular stores in this shopping center include:

  • PetSmart
  • Great Canadian Dollar Store
  • Staples
  • Penningtons
  • Horizon Nails & Spa
  • Sally Beauty
  • Warehouse One
  • Tim Hortons

Its quick and easy to get to Duncan shopping centers. Duncan Mall, Duncan Plaza, and Duncan Village are just a stones throw away from each other. The shopping center is located right off the Trans Canada Highway, making it accessible to Duncans many neighborhoods.

Duncan Community Events

Why not get a little more involved in your community when you go shopping? Make some memories with your kids or give back to those in need when you stop at the Duncan shopping center. Duncan Mall has a book drop recycling program. Drop off your used or unread books. Theyll be distributed to residents through a number of organizations and partnerships.

Once a month, Duncan Mall hosts Fun Family Literacy Night. Bring your kids aged 18 months to eight years to participate in games, singing, cooking activities, reading, and playing. Duncan Mall partners with other area organizations like Cowichan Family Life and Aboriginal Success by 6 to reach Duncan residents.

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Monday, June 29, 2015

July New Books (Part 9)

Silent Alarm by Jennifer Banash
Contemporary Fiction
Alys, a Plaineville, Wisconsin, junior who dreams of studying violin at Julliard, must deal with the aftermath of a tragic high school shooting in which her older brother, Luke, was the shooter.
Spelled by Betsy Schow
As the crown princess of Emerald, Dorthea lives a charmed life full of Hans Christian Louboutin glass slippers and Glenda Original ball gowns. But when she unknowingly wishes upon a cursed star, all hell breaks loose and the rules of fairy tale disappear--taking Dorthea's parents with them.

Sweet by Emmy Laybourne
The luxurious celebrity cruise launching the trendy new diet sweetener Solu should be the vacation of a lifetime. But Laurel is starting to regret accepting her friend Viv's invitation. She's already completely embarrassed herself in front of celebrity host Tom Forelli--the hottest guy ever!--and she's too sick to even try the sweetener. And that's before Viv and all the other passengers start acting really strange. Tom knows that he should be grateful for this job and the chance to shed his former-child-star image. His publicists have even set up a 'romance' with a sexy reality star. But as things on the ship start to get wild, he finds himself drawn to a different girl. And when the hosting gig turns into an exposé on the shocking side effects of Solu, it's Laurel that he's determined to save. Emmy Laybourne, author of the Monument 14 trilogy, takes readers on a dream vacation in Sweet that goes first comically, then tragically, then horrifyingly, wrong!

Tangled Webs by Lee Bross
Historical Fiction
London, 1725. Everybody has a secret. Lady A will keep yours—for a price. This sumptuous, scandalous YA novel is wickedly addictive.
Lady A is the most notorious blackmailer in the city. With just a mask and a gown to disguise her, she sweeps into lavish balls and exclusive events collecting the most valuable currency in 1725 London—secrets.
But leading a double life isn't easy. By day Lady A is just a sixteen-year-old girl named Arista who lives in fear of her abusive master, Bones, and passes herself off as a boy to move safely through the squalor of London's slums. When Bones attempts to dispose of his pawn forever, Arista is rescued by the last person she expects: Jonathan Wild, the infamous Thief Taker General who moves seamlessly between the city's criminal underworld and its most elite upper circles. Arista partners with Wild on her own terms in the hopes of saving enough money to buy passage out of London.
Everything changes when she meets Graeden Sinclair, the son of a wealthy merchant. Grae has traveled the world, has seen the exotic lands Arista has longed to escape to her whole life, and he loves Arista for who she is—not for what she can do for him. Being with Grae gives something Arista something precious that she swore off long ago: hope. He has promised to help Arista escape the life of crime that has claimed her since she was a child. But can you ever truly escape the past?

To Hold the Bridge by Garth Nix
A collection of nineteen short stories, one set in the same world as Shade's Children, and another story set in the world of A Confusion of Princes.

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Tuesday, 2 October 2012

679 The Happiness Patrol Part Two

EPISODE: The Happiness Patrol Part Two
TRANSMITTED: Wednesday 09 November 1988
WRITER: Graeme Curry
DIRECTOR: Chris Clough
SCRIPT EDITOR: Andrew Cartmel
PRODUCER: John Nathan-Turner
RATINGS: 4.6 million viewers
FORMAT: DVD: Doctor Who: Ace Adventures Box Set (Dragonfire/The Happiness Patrol)

The Doctor and Earl Sigma escape from the Kandy Man by trapping him with Lemonade that dissolves his feet. They escape into pipes and meet the native Pipe People who then rescue Ace. The Doctor is taken to meet the planet's leader Helen A and injects to her efforts in reducing the population. He encounters a pair of snipers monitoring a demonstration and through sheer force of will disarms them. Ace interrupts Susan Qs execution and the Doctor gets the Kandyman to abort the flow of fondant surprise. Ace and Susan Q are taken to Helen A who sentences them to the late show at the forum. The Doctor sees posters and goes to the forum to rescue them

Watching this is a really odd experience, it feels very bitty. I can see what's going on but am not convinced it flows too well. The scene where the Doctor disarms the snipers just using the force of his will is fabulous though.

Cast time: Sheila Hancock as Helen A and Ronald Fraser playing Joseph C were both familiar faces on TV and stage. Two of the cast had been in Peter Davison's last season: John Normington, here playing Trevor Sigma, was Morgus in Caves of Androzani (and later play Tom Flanagan in Torchwood: Ghost Machine) while Lesley Dunlop, as Susan Q, was Norna in Frontios. Harold Innocent plays Gilbert M here and would later play Freeth in the Doctor Who Radio drama, The Paradise of Death. Inside the Kandy Man is David John Pope who was Michael Chandri, in the Star Cops episode Easy Listening For Beginners. Tim Scott, the Forum Doorman, was in Delta and the Bannermen as Chima. The two Snipers are credited on the end titles as Steve Swinscoe & Mark Carroll but the Radio Time identifies their characters as David & Alex S. Carrol has been in Time & the Rani, uncredited, as a Tetrap & Genii, one of the Lakertyans.

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Microsoft Dynamics BI - 'BI for the masses'

By now you might have heard that Microsoft will be rolling PerformancePoint Server into sharepoint. This will start to exists as "PerformancePoint Services for Sharepoint" and will be part of the CAL license for SharePoint.

To find out more about the press release behind this, a good source can be found here: Microsoft folds PerformancePoint Server into SharePoint

From the post:
""We weren't playing to our strengths, and consequently were running into the same glass ceiling of 20% deployment that every other BI vendor is," Kerr told Computerworld. "We thought there was a much better way to achieve our goal of 'BI for the masses,' which is to make these features a seamless part of how they already work with SharePoint, SQL Server or Excel.""

Lets really underline something here: 'BI for the masses'. This is Microsoft's new BI plan and focus. For the past several years now, espcially from the Dynamics AX community, customer and partners alike have complained about not having a true given single platform for BI.

This move is a great move by Microsoft in consolidating the BI efforts, making Office and SharePoint truly the UI for doing this, with Dynamics AX and SQL Server as the backend.

Finally we have a focus starting to come together with this move, and I for one am very excited about this move. And any Dynamics AX customer present or future should be pleased by this move.

If your interested in finding out more, feel free to contact me, and look here for future references to the 'BI for the masses'. Also keep here for more SQL Server 2008 for Dynamics AX 2009.

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Monday, January 26, 2009

MSDW: Bad Economy or Not, Here Are Ten Reasons to Attend Convergence 2009

Over at MSDynamicsWorld.com, there is a great article posted about attending Convergence 2009 this year. This was wrote by a GP person, but still the reason's apply acorss the board.

Here is the direct link: Here Are Ten Reasons to Attend Convergence 2009

From the article:
"Coming up March 10-13 in New Orleans is Microsoft Convergence 2009. Convergence is Microsoft's premier customer event for the Dynamics line of business, and it's one of Microsoft's largest conventions each year. A few people recently asked me why they should attend, given the difficult economy, and I was surprised that I quickly rattled off ten reasons why they should go. I'm sure that there are more but here are the ten biggest ones I came up with."

I wrote about Convergence at the start of this year, and gave some great links to the different area's of the convergence web site. Here is a direct link to that post: My Convergence 2009 Post.

I highly recommend everyone consider going. I would be there if I could be, but I will be busy this year.

Check back soon!

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Friday, January 23, 2009

SQL Sever 2008 - Performance with Dynamics AX 2009 - Resource Governor

Alright, so lets get back to the SQL Server 2008 and how it's new features can be used with Dynamics AX 2009 to help with the performance of an instance.

Now with most any instance, the key to performance is in understanding query execution, query plans, and being able to tune these with indexes, and such. This of course is after you have done your benchmark and made sure you have enough RAM, CPU and HD Spindels running for you and correctly running.

These still apply to a DAX 2009 / SQL Server 2008 instance. However as I mentioned before, there are a good bit of new features in SQL Server 2008 to really help an instance out.

On this post, let's look at the: Resource Governor

So lets think of a make believe instance of DAX 2009. Just deployed, with EDI at this company, MRP, and nightly integrations flowing out of DAX 2009. Sounds typical these days for a lot of instances.

Ok, so you have all of this running, you do the normal SQL performance tunning and you notice that the nighlty integrations that flow out of DAX are causing some delays to the MRP process and also the same thing happens all the time with the EDI transactions and jobs that are being ran.

So we have run away query's going on here, and what can we do about it?

Well in SQL Server 2008, the resource governor can be used. This is the first version of SQL Server that you can now differentiate between workloads! What a concept huh?

So now you can take the resource govenor, create resource pools and workload groups, even policies that make use of classifier functions, to limit how much certian, specific incoming spids and their workloads can have access to the SQL Server's resources.

So you can make your MRP and normal DAX SQL traffic have higher priority to SQL Server resources, while placing the integrations and EDI into a resource workload group and pool that could limit the max amount of resources those could ever have. This way you can manage these, and stop these run away queries from ever hurting your normal day to day or high priority Dynamics AX processes.

Of course you should do this anyway, and then get with the EDI vendor and the development of the integrations so they can improve their processes to work better with the limited resources. ;-)

So the resource governor is something totally new to SQL Server 2008, and is a new tool that we can use to help manage and improve our Dynamics AX 2009 instances with.

Check back soon for more!

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Microsoft Dynamics Podcast

I wanted to pass along something I thought was very neat. Below is a link to Microsoftr Podcast, that focus on Dynamics. This includes all Dynamics, and of course Dynamics AX:

Microsoft Dynamics Podcast List

This is actually pretty neat, and if you have an iPod I would recommend getting subscribed.

Of course it's Microsoft generated, so some stuff might not be needed by all levels of people, but if you filter by role, you can get what your looking for.

Well hope you find this interesting as I did, and check back soon as I continue into SQL Server 2008!

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Friday, January 16, 2009

Layered Adds Automation Platform

Well I had someone send me a link to a very interesting press release about a Sunrise Technologies, Inc. customer: LayeredTech (Click for Layered Home page.)

LayeredTech is in what we would call the Hosting Vertical. This is something that Sunrise really has great expertise in, and really delivered a great implementation for.

The LayeredTech press release talking about the new automation platform that Layered has deployed can be seen here: thewhir.com: 'Layered Adds Automation Platform'

From the Press Release:
"Pozadzides notes that to fully relize this platform, Layered Tech had to lay the groundwork for it by unifying its back-end systems over the course of nine months, using Microsoft Dynamics AX. "Essentially what it did was unify all our separate systems into one so things like billing and accounting are merged together with inventory management, provisioning, CRM, etc.," he said. He added that this is the only company in the industry with this level of integration."

I just want to say, way to go LayeredTech! This is actually pretty amazing stuff they are offering their customers with this. To get great insight into how well this is, and what the goal is check out the Video: GeekBrief.tv Video

Like I said, it's pretty dang cool! What's interesting, and the fact of the mention that Dynamics AX was part of what made this all possible, as pointed out in the above from TheWhir.com press release covering this.

You can read the press release about the LayeredTech Dynamics AX implementation, done by Sunrise Technologies, Inc. (Sunrise Website) here:

And here is a customer comment about Sunrise from Layered:
“Sunrise was critical to our design and implementation of the Microsoft Dynamics AX-based ERP for our specific corporate operations requirements. Their expertise was invaluable in jumpstarting and helping us manage such a mission-critical initiative.” -John Pozadzides, Chief Marketing Officer at Layered Tech

Again congrats LayeredTech on your new offering, and I am just proud to be apart of the company that helped you get there!

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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Looking into SQL Server 2008

Now that Dynamics AX 2009 SP1 has been released, that means that SQL Server 2008 is offically the go to Database server for Dynamics AX 2009.

Of course you can run on SQL Server 2005 still, but I want to focus on SQL Server 2008 for a little while and talk about some of the benefits that it offers.

In this I want to go right to the performance enhancements that comes along with SQL Server 2008. This is where we can really see some real area's that a Microsoft Dynamics AX instance can really get some real mileage out of.

So with performance, let's focus on some key area's. These area's starting out will be:

  • SQL Statement / Query Performance.

  • Management of Resources on the SQL Server.

  • Optimizing Storage with SQL Server

Each of these area's have some new improved items in SQL Server 2008, and I want to go into each. In doing so I also want to talk about how this will benefit a Dynamics AX 2009 instance and what this means for current and future customers.

So check back soon, as I dive into SQL Server 2008 for you, and walk into a new and faster Dynamics AX world!

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Monday, January 12, 2009

MSDynamicsWorld.com turns One - Interview with Adam Berezin

Well the web portal MSDynamicsWord.com offically has turned one year old this week. So in doing so I want to say congrats to te team over there!

With that in mind, I sat down with Adam Berezin, CEO of MSDynamicsWorld.com. I wanted to pick his brain about the portal, how it's done, it's goals for 2008, goals for 2009 and what this year holds for our Dynamic community.

Below is the interview, I hope you enjoy:

1.) Now that MSDynamicsWorld.com is officially one year old, list a few goals that you initially set out to achieve in the first year, that you were able to achieve and grade how well you think they were achieved.

"We launched MSDynamicsWorld.com to strengthen the Microsoft Dynamics community. We wanted to provide strategic guidance to end-users on how to better enhance their current Dynamics platforms, and in the process create an opportunity for ISVs to gain more targeted market exposure.
Our two major goals…

1. To become the world’s leading, and most trusted, independent online information resource for Microsoft Dynamics end-users, partners, and consultants.

There is always room for improvement, but in just one year, we have been able to reach this goal. My team has worked, and is constantly working, tirelessly on trying to develop and find great content for the site. We’ve been able to retain over 20 executives from leading ISV and partner firms, as well as several people from Microsoft, who contribute strategic articles to the site on a regular basis. In addition, we have provided extensive coverage of major Dynamics events—Convergence U.S. and Europe, along with user group sessions around the country.

In addition to our strategic columns and news articles, we’ve created an extensive library of ISV and Partner white papers, solution brochures, demos, and customer case studies. We have been able to develop great partnerships with Microsoft and Dynamic Communities, Inc. (AXUG, GPUG, CRMUG, and NAVUG), all of which have helped to provide useful content to the community.

2. To become the world’s leading online marketing platform for Microsoft Dynamics ISVs and partners to create awareness, deliver a powerful message, and generate highly-qualified and targeted sales leads.

While preparing to launch MSDynamicsWorld.com, we conducted primary research on the marketing habits and activities of ISVs and Partners. After speaking with about 50 ISVs and partners, we found that they were encountering difficulties marketing to their target audiences. They were using traditional advertising and prospecting vehicles such as conferences and print ads, but both were costing them a lot of money and it was difficult to track return on investment.

We decided that MSDynamicsWorld.com would provide an alternative to these traditional advertising vehicles by offering cost-effective marketing programs with results that could be tracked in real-time. Since launching our targeted programs, we have serviced loyal clients from around the world."

2.) What are the new goals for 2009? Was there any carry over from 2008?

"We want to build on what we started last year. So in 2009, our goals are to continue to expand the breadth and depth of our content, create additional marketing opportunities for ISVs, and develop new strategic partnerships. My team and I feel that there’s a lot more MSDynamicsWorld.com can do to expand our content offerings and enhance marketing opportunities for the Dynamics community."

3.) What is your and your teams take on the Year 2009 and how Dynamics ERP brand will do, specific verticals, and specifically even Dynamics AX?

"No matter how good or bad the economy, organizations still need to increase operational efficiencies and reduce costs. Therefore, the need for ERP platforms will not go away anytime soon. However, given the current state of the economy, companies will definitely be more frugal and cautious when choosing an ERP platform. I believe this could actually help Microsoft’s strategy, as the pricing structure for all Dynamics platforms is extremely competitive, especially when you move up market with Dynamics AX. And the improvements and innovations built into AX 2009 seem to have been extremely well received in the marketplace.

I predict that many large organizations that were originally leaning toward selecting SAP and Oracle will begin to shift their focus toward Dynamics AX, based on the much improved value proposition. And value in this economy will count for ever more.

Microsoft announced at Convergence Copenhagen that it is making a renewed effort to help partners and ISVs focus on a number of targeted verticals, like professional services and manufacturing. That could help marketing efforts over the coming year."

Closing statement:

"In sum, we are optimistic about Microsoft’s Dynamics branding and about the competitive positioning of Dynamics AX 2009. We also believe MSDynamicsWorld.com is up to the challenge of reporting on the exciting Dynamics news developments certain to emerge this year, as well as reaching out to senior-level executives on behalf of the ISV and partner communities. It should be an exciting year."

Well I agree with Adam, this should be an exciting and interesting year. I want to say thanks to the great team over at MSDynamicsWorld.com. They have really done a graet job in becoming a number one site in the Dynamics Web based community. I look forward to working with them to help make it a better portal, and a great 2009!

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Thursday, January 08, 2009

Convergence 2009: New Orleans

Well with 2009 in full gear now, and everyone back into the middle of things, that means that March is approaching fast. And what happens in March? Convergence!

This year Convergence 2009 will be held in New Orleans. The link to the home page can be found here: Convergence 2009: New Orleans

This year should be packed with all kinds of great sessions, connecting with others, and of course peaks into Dynamics AX 6.0 and beyond.

Here are some direct links for information from the Convergence 2009 web site:

  • Agenda for 2009 - This is where you can find out about all the great things that will be going on at Convergence.

  • Convergence Connect Tool Site - This is a great way for you to network and connect with others planning to attend Convergence, that have similar interest as yourself.

  • Executive Speakers Page - Here you can find out about who you will meet from the Executive team at Convergence.

  • Volunteerism for New Orleans - This is something different for those attending. If you plan to be there on Monday, you can help re-build New Orleans with this effort.

Of course Sunrise Technologies, Inc. will be there. Here is the information about our booth at Convergence 2009: Sunrise Conferences Page

Well, I hope everyone is off to a great start. You still have a chance for the Early Bird Special on signing up for Convergence, waiting to the last minute will cost you money.

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Friday, January 02, 2009

Welcome to 2009!

Well it's been one crazy year in 2008. A lot of Dynamics AX related news has taken place, and currently we sit at Dynamics AX 2009, SP1.

The year 2009 should see some great implementations getting completed for Dynamics AX 2009, SP1, and that means more and more people also getting exposed to SQL Server 2008 and it's amazing speed and compression abilities to shrink huge databases.

Also we should see and hear more and more about Azure, the Microsoft Cloud Platform. I actually, on Christmas day, was sent my trial key to Azure, so I plan on jumping in and doing some work on it, in order to show some examples of how it can be planned to be used with Dynamics AX.

Of course time will tell how much I can get done in that area, as I do have my normal day job, and I am putting in all kinds of hours on that already.

Here's a virtual cheers to everyone! Welcome to 2009! May it be the best year for everyone, and may it find you all blessed, and balanced in life.

Here's to another good year of blogging with some great how to's, future looking, examples, interviews and book reviews as well.

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Thursday, April 04, 2013

The Cube behind the Power View - Part II - Create, Deploy & Process

I hope everyone is having a blessed, Dynamics filled week! Hard to believe that we are well into April of 2013. I do love when the days get longer, the sun is closer, and there is plenty of vitamin D to be absorbed. With this, I wanted to continue the series that was started yesterday, focusing on 'The Cube behind the Power View'. In yesterday's post, Part I - Perspective, we covered the in's and out's of modeling a cube from a perspective.

Having gone through the previous post, you should have a perspective that is ready for targeting a brand new Analysis Services project. After generating the analysis services project in the AOT, we will further create, deploy & process our newly generated cube. Lets get's started then!

A - Create

Our next step is to make use of the 'SQL Server Analysis Services Project Wizard.' This is located within a development work space for AX 2012 R2. You then click on the Tools menu option, Business Intelligence (BI) Tools & finally launch the wizard. Shown in the below image is that exact path.

In launching the Analysis Services Wizard, you should see a screen shot similar to what we see in the below image.

Clicking on the next button will take you to the first prompt where we start to configure this session of the Analysis Services Wizard.

You will notice in the above screen shot, that I have selected the create option. Further I've supplied what the project should be called. The goal is to create a separate SSAS database, and cube within. This leaves in tact the out-of-the-box cube database and cube elements. Further you will notice the name I've given this new project. It has a prefix, which is recommended being this will live in the AOT. Since I work for Sunrise Technologies, I use the prefix of "sun".

Clicking next after filling in the prompt for the create option, will lead us to the below image.

You will notice in the above screen shot, that we have selected the Sales Data perspective. This is listed by label, and what the cube will be named. Moving right along from here, clicking next will bring us to the next image, shown below.

The above shows dimension possibilities from the Shared Dimensions perspective. This is not something we care about in our current targeted cube, and therefore we will leave out for now. Clicking next on this screen, with leaving everything left blank, should take you to the following.

What you see with the above, is the date dimensions in which we can select and work with. These are generated and created within Dynamics AX. We can modify these, and further create different one's, like a fiscal date set. Keep in mind that based on any dimension we selected which has a Date or UtcDateTime data type, will be crossed with these date dimensions. Dynamics AX will automatically generate this for yu via the modeling of the perspective that you created earlier. Selecting date above, and clicking next, should take you to the following screen.

The above image shows the language selection for the cube that is being targeted. Based on the languages you have setup within Dynamics AX, such can be taking advantage of here. Translations exist within cubes as they do within Dynamics AX. For our current target we are selecting just U.S. based English. Doing so, and clicking next will take you to the following.

You will see in the above image we are now generating our project. This basically ends the create portion of this post, as the Analysis Service project is now generated and living within the AOT.

B - Deploy

Now that we have created our analysis service project, we will continue using the wizard to finish things out. With that, we should see a screen shot similar to the below.

Clicking on next from the progress update, should take us to the following screen.

You will notice I'm saving the actual project to the AOT, under the name sunSalesAnalysis. This allows for again a separate project not related to the out-of-the-box cubes. Clicking next, after filling this prompt out as shown above, will take me to the following.

Here is where we actually select which cube databases we want to deploy. Since the concept of partitions came into being with R2, cubes take this into consideration. With the demo data set we have two partitions which are initial and ps. Since we only care about the inital partition and the legal entities contained therein, that is the target for deployment.

C - Process

I eject the process here, as it's an option we have selected int he above screen shot. Doing this means once the cube database is deployed it will process as well. Allowing us to remain within Dynamics AX the entire time, without having to jump into anything else to achieve this. Having made our above selections and clicking next, will take us through a series of progress updates.

Having reached the end of the deployment and processing, we should see an image similar to the one below.

In clicking next, that is it! We have created, deployed & finally processed our new cube. If there where multiple cubes targeted for this specific database, then those would have processed as well. Just to show that this processing took place, I quickly consumed the Sales Data cube from within SQL Server Data Tools. You can see this data, processed in the cube in the image below.

Now obvious there are plenty of things that can be done from this point. More advanced topics that could and should be covered. However there is only so much one should write at a given time, specifically for the type of medium you find yourself reading right now. I hope this helps you out, and further helps show how easy it is to create a cube. Finally, keep in mind the focus of extending power view within Dynamics AX. The combined knowledge should give you exactly what you need to really start taking advantage of the bull BI Semantic Model. Make sure to check back soon & often! Til Next Time!

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Title: Dealing with Headlines
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Pairing: Minerva McGonagall/Albus Dumbledore
Rating: pg-13
Prompt: 37. ...the relentless gossip linking them together is taking a toll on their friendship. How do they cope? Or do thy?
Content Information/Warnings: Character death.
Summary: The news headlined in the Daily Prophet throughout the years Tested them both, and their relationship; but they managed it despite everything.
Artist's Notes: Well this was a tricky little prompt. ;p To my recipient, I know you probably wanted a relationship expose smackdown, but the characters wouldn't cooperate. they had other things to worry about, so instead I portrayed their struggles through different milestones in the hp series. Hope that it's angsty and conflicted enough to your liking. Thank you so much to mod sassy_cat for being SO patient with me until the very end.

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New Holland Agriculture, one of the world leaders in mechanised agriculture and sole producer present at the Expo Milan 2015, chose Fiandre designed ceramic tiles and Active technology to clad the expansive internal and external areas of the Corporate Sustainable Farm Pavilion.

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The structure, occupying an area of about 1,600 square metres, was built according to rigid sustainable criteria implementing state-of-the-art building techniques aimed at protecting natural resources and reducing the impact on the environment caused by the process of construction and dismantling.

The Active Clean Air & Antibacterial Ceramic™ technology, applied to Fiandre products, fits perfectly into this project in line with the concept of the pavilion and the Clean Energy Leader™ strategy that New Holland has followed since 2006.

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ACTIVE is an innovative treatment for grès ceramic and enamel surfaces, based on photocatalyctic titanium dioxide which transforms the basic tile into a cutting-edge, eco-active and self-cleaning one. Thanks to the chemical reaction of photocatalysis in ACTIVE, it is able to react to polluting molecules present in the area and break them down, performing an efficient anti-pollution action and so improving the quality of the air.

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you know, while I was coming back down...

Now that I got the obligatory Wordstock Mentions out of the way, (DEO, DEO, DEO. SOE) I can give all the obligatory excuses as to my non-existent blog.
But I'm just too lazy.

That's the whole problem, see? I snagged my wiry young brother Oli from his Dingy Desk of Doom. He's too nerdy for his own good, so the cure was a weeklong vacation with...me!! Mostly a sneaky excuse for me to take another week off to trot around and enjoy.

So now it's settled in my very marrows, I'm just too lazy.

In my defense, we did it all.
Sleeping till twelve, doughnuts for breakfast, Asterix and Obelix comic books, honing of spiritual skilz, camping at Padre Island, and all manner of vegetation.
Inactivity can be so tiring.

Best of the best was digging up old DOS games from childhood, Prince of Persia, Sokoban, Atomix, Warcraft. All those things we thot were just TOO DARN COOL when days were simpler and we were easily amazed. I guess you just can't get too far from your nerdy roots.

Yesterday though, I finally dregged myself up from my disorderly little nest of strewn clothes, books, bedding and snackitos and put everything back to rights.
and my head.

I wanted to post an obligatory photo of us grinning happily, to verify my story and you'd think "LOOK HOW SMILEY THEY ARE! WHAT JOY IMMEASURABLE!" it would make this post really POP! but I had none.
So who are these people?
No idea, but they sure do look happy to be there.

Anonymous said...

Thats obviously a freeze frame from the beggining of Unlikely Pornographic Scenarios IV (UPS). Don't you know anything?

Liz said...

good to know i have readers knowledgeable on these topics:)

ZERO said...

Are you kidding?

From the look on the middle man's face, it's highly probable that you will see porn shortly.

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Andruss said...

sokoban rules!!

BarbarianDave said...

If this is a prelude to porn,I'm just trying to figure out why she's holding a stop watch. I guess one of them is suffering from E.D., but that's nothing to be smiling about.


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Thursday, July 1, 2010

Making Money Online by Writing E-Books

E-Books have been gaining popularity over the past couple years. The reason for this surge in popularity is due to the easy accessibility through the use of e-book readers and the ability to easily publish them to the market. The ladder of the two is what the main focus of this article will be about.

Publishing an e-book is a great way to get your ideas on the market and possible make a little money at the same time. There are various other ways that I will explain, in another article, of how to get the most profit from your publication, but for now let's get started on getting your book ready for publishing.

The first step is figuring out a good topic for your book. You want to pick something that you know quite a bit about, remember you should be an authority figure on the subject. If possible, something that is a popular niche right now, as this will create more views and sales for your book.

Once you feel like you know what idea u want to express you have to come up with a catchy title. The title is one of the most important parts, it should grab your audiences attention while using proper keywords to keep it at the top of the search engines. I would suggest using a keyword search engine, it will help you maintain the idea your title is trying to portray while boosting up your search engine results.

The length and quality of your e-book require some guidelines as well. Over the years, e-books have been getting shorter and shorter. Some of the most popular how to or idea books are in the range of 15 to 30 pages. Consumers are looking for books that are straight to the point without a lot of fluff. If you start to tell a story in your book make sure it is relative to the topic and try to get straight to the point. Books that contain more history about the author and less about the subject tend to get bad reviews and thus less sales. So remember that your e-book does not have to be long, 15-20 pages will do just fine in most cases. When you have finished writing, make sure you edit, edit, edit. I don't know how many e-books I have read that just were not properly proofread. Let your e-book sit for a few days then come back to it and re-read it. Also make sure you have other people read over it before you publish it; the more the better. Finally, while there are many acceptable formats for e-books, the most widely used and popular one is the PDF format. The main reason for this is because it will read more like a book on the computer, for people that do not own an e-book reader. Also note that it is free to get the word to PDF converter off the internet if you are more comfortable writing in a word document.

I am going to go into just a few websites I like and some reasons why I like them. There are just to many sites online where you can publish your book to be able to mention them all.
This is a great site for beginners to test their book out on. It is free to publish, the author can set their own price, and they take no commission from the sales. The downfall to this site is that the traffic base is not quite as high as some of the other sites out there.
This site has a monthly fee associated with it, but this can be well worth it because they are able to maintain a pretty high traffic flow rate. Which means more potential exposure for your book.
This is one of my favorite publishing sites for two main reasons: high volume of traffic and no monthly fees to pay for posting. However, Lulu does take a commission of every sale made and requires certain price points to be set. This site also gives the author a lot of control over distribution through the utilization of DRM. Digital Rights Management basically give the author the control over how many computers or e-book readers your book can go on before it must be repurchased.

These are the basics for being able to get your ideas to the market.  Lastly, if formatting your book is a problem check out some free e-books and get an idea of what formats you like.


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Vietnam slams brakes on new app-based ride-hailing services

By VnExpress   June 16, 2017 | 08:12 pm GMT+7

Drivers operating under the radar for companies such as Uber and Grab are flooding the country's mega-cities.

Vietnam's Ministry of Transport has instructed localities to stop licensing new ride-hailing services in a bid to control app-based taxis, which are putting pressure on traffic infrastructure and other transport companies.

The ministry has licensed seven app-based ride hailing services so far: Grabtaxi, Thanhcong Car, Mailinh Car, Home Car, Uber, LB. Car and Vic. Car, reported the government's e-portal.

However, with the number of so-called "technology taxis" threatening to spiral out of control, Nguyen Hong Truong, deputy transport minister, said his ministry will tighten management of ride-hailing firms following complaints from transport departments in Hanoi and Ho Chi Minh City.

Statistics from the ministry showed that as of April 2017, over 13,500 cars in Hanoi, Ho Chi Minh City and Khanh Hoa Province had been granted licenses to work for ride-hailing firms, but Hanoi's Department of Transport said the actual number of technology taxis in the city had passed 7,000.

Meanwhile, the actual number in HCM City had reached 22,000 as of the end of April, far beyond the city’s expectations, said Nguyen Ngoc Giao, deputy chief of the city's Transport Department.

“A draft amendment has been included to a resolution on transport management. Once the resolution is adopted, there will be fairer management of app-based taxis like Uber and Grab,” Truong said.

Regarding traditional taxis, there are now some 19,200 cars operating on Hanoi's streets, while there are just 11,000 in HCM City, half the number of the new app-based rides allegedly operating in the southern metropolis.

Nguyen Hong Minh, director of the Nguyen Minh taxi company, said despite providing a similar service, Grab and Uber car owners are not under the same management as traditional taxis.

Minh said that competition is growing between the two alternatives in terms of price and service.

Dang Mai Ha from Hanoi's Ha Dong District said she hasn't used a traditional taxi since installing the Grab and Uber apps.

“The drivers are kind, the cars are clean and the fares are transparent,” said Ha.


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Friday, October 26, 2007

Canadian Thanksgiving

Canadian Thanksgiving

In Hope, on this Thanksgiving weekend (October 5 - 8, 2007), I attended the Rambo “First Blood” 25th anniversary celebrations. On Friday night at the Silver Chalice Pub, I watched the premiere showing of the documentary about making Rambo in Hope. The film producer from Seattle was there. Everyone laughed at the character on his quest, and listened to Hope people talking on the film. Inge from the visitor center and Tom, the fire chief, were interviewed.

Oliver, a young man from Germany who has a website, was on the film and at the pub. One man sitting at the table, Ray, from Cold Lake, Alberta, makes Rambo knives. Another man at the table had flown all the way from Ukraine.

On Saturday, we walked around the town for five hours and stopped everywhere a scene in the movie was shot. "All I wanted was something to eat." A Rambo-look-a-like stalked us through the woods. "Give it up! Give it up!" At night in the theatre hundreds of people listened to memories of the time the movie people were here in town and then we watched the movie together on the big screen.

On Sunday, I was too tired to hike to the tunnels or to go to the pig roast so I had a Thanksgiving dinner with friends—one from Taiwan, one from the Czech Republic, and one from Scotland. In a way, it was a typical Canadian Thanksgiving weekend. The world had come to visit us here, and we had so much for which to be thankful.

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Completed an Associate of the Arts (AA) degree in General Studies in 2007 from Indiana University-Purdue University Fort Wayne. Graduated in 2009 with an Associate of Science in Nursing (ASN) degree from Purdue University.

Office nurse for Dr. Jakacki, a family practice physician, 2010-2012.  Staff nurse at Parkview Regional Medical Center on the Ortho/Neuro/Trauma unit 2012-2013. Staff nurse at Bluffton Hospital Medical/Surgical/Pediatrics 2013-2014. RN at Adams Memorial Hospital in a primary care/urgent care clinic 2014-2017. Has her own business teaching natural childbirth classes, offering birth doula services, teaching CPR classes in the community, and doing birth photography. RN birth assistant for Earthen Vessels Nurse-Midwifery since 2012.

Amber lives in the southern Fort Wayne, Indiana region with her husband of 10 years and their three (soon to be 4!) rambuncious boys. Amber treasures making memories and spending time with her family. They enjoy spending time outdoors, reading, making messes and watching the same movies over and over again.

Additional training as a birth doula through Doulas of North America (DONA). Certified in Neonatal Resuscitation, Pediatric Advanced Life Support (PALS), S.T.A.B.L.E. (post resuscitation and pre-transport care of the sick newborn), Health Care Provider Adult, Child, and Infant Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation (CPR), and is a also  Certified CPR instructor. Teaches private Natural Childbirth Workshops, volunteers to teach prenatal education at A Hope Center. Attended professional development conferences on waterbirth, breastfeeding support, Vaginal Birth After Cesarean (VBAC), bereavement, pregnancy nutrition, and infertility. Had the opportunity to meet and learn from Penny SImkin and Barbara Harper. Licensed to practice In Indiana as an RN.

All her children have been born at home and each birth has been unique and wonderful experience. Amber has enjoyed working with expectant families since 2007 when she became a trained birth doula. She loves teaching the workshop she developed to educate couples how to be successful in having an unmedicated birth experience. Amber is also passionate about making a difference in her community and volunteers for the A Hope Clinic and has also organized a diaper changing and lactation station for an annual festival in her home town that involves over 75 volunteers. She enjoys the opportunity to work with families in the home setting applying her passion and skills as both an RN and a doula, while always looking for opportunities to expand her knowledge and skills. Amber feels privileged to be a part of the Earthen Vessels Nurse-Midwifery practice which believes in delivering quality, safe and evidence-based care and services to families.

“Whether you are blessed with Amber, Ryanne, or Megan as your birth assistant, we are confident you will be please with their professional, compassionate care of you and your baby.”

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The birth assistant is a VERY IMPORTANT member of your birth team! Our birth assistants are carefully chosen from varied backgrounds. While most of our birth assistants are usually Registered Nurses (RN), other professional also make excellent birth assistants. Licensed Practical Nurses (LPN), Paramedics, Emergency Medical Technicians (EMT), Medical Assistant (MA) and other types midwives may also be birth assistants. Our Earthen Vessels Nurse-Midwifery birth assistants are professional midwifes assistants who are licensed (when available) or certified and completed their educational background from an accredited institution. They are skilled in labor support, birth, and postpartum care. Some of their tasks include: assess vital signs and well-being of mother and baby, administer medications including intravenously (IV) and intramuscularly (IM), start IVs and draw labs, complete paperwork and charting, provide labor support, and assist the mother and family with all aspects of care. Some birth assistants are trained to do prenatal visits as needed and all do postpartum mother-baby visits. They help to keep out-of-hospital births safe and more satisfying for the family!


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You know, I write these fuckin’ letters to you, but they’re fake. I ask about your friends and your school and whether you’re meeting people. It’s bullshit, Mel.

Here’s my reality.

Yesterday I stabbed someone before he could stab me. Puck and I sold some shit to a bunch of white supremacists and we turned around and sold the same damned thing to some Mexicans. We had pudding with our dinner for dessert.

Then I jacked off three times thinking about you.
Those are the highlights. Like a fairy tale, right? Remembering you keeps me going, which makes no fucking sense at all. I hardly touched you. I still think about what you smelled like when you sat next to me on the couch, though. You were just this little thing and you shivered under my arm. I know you were scared of the movie and I could’ve picked something else, but I wanted the excuse to hold you.

That’s when I started thinking seriously about us fucking.

I had this vision of shoving you into the cushions face- first, then ripping down your jeans and pushing so deep you’d feel it in the back of your throat. That’s the kind of guy I am, Mel, and that’s why you should stay the fuck away from me.

You give me the chance, I’ll pin you down and keep pumping no matter how hard you try to get away. I dream about it every night, I jerk off to it, and today I gave serious thought to killing a man because he has the same fantasies about you as me. That first night, I promised London I wouldn’t touch you, but my cock had already been hard for hours. Good thing she showed up when she did—saved your ass. How’s that for luck?

When I took you to dinner, I was going to be good. Tried to be good. I know you didn’t understand why I asked you out or what it meant. They needed you out of the way, Mel. That was my job—to keep you busy. And I promised London I wouldn’t pull shit on you but she’d been lying to us all along and I kept wondering if that meant my promise didn’t count anymore.

Pretty damned sure it hasn’t counted for a while now.

You were talking and smiling and blushing. My dick was so stiff it nearly snapped in half when I tried to stand up. Took everything I had not to throw you on my bike and ride off with you . . . I want to tie you up and come in your ass and shove my cock down your throat until you choke. I want your hair in little-girl pigtails so I can hold on tight while I fuck your face. I want you to cry and scream and give me everything. I want to fucking OWN you. How’s that for reality, Mel? You still want my advice about boys?

I’m coming home soon. You should run away while you still can, Mel. I’ll make you dirty, so dirty you’ll never be clean again. I’ll make you pay me back the hard way. You think you’re all grown up, but you’re not. There’s so much I could teach you . . . do to you. Jesus, if you only knew, you’d never write to me again.

You should move to Alaska.
Change your name.
Good luck, though, because I’ll find you and take you and—

Fucking hell.

I dropped my pencil, wondering why I’d thought this was a good idea. I wasn’t going to send it, of course. I’d send her some friendly little note and tell her she should be dating and having fun. But some part of me thought writing my real thoughts out might fix my obsession. Instead my dick was like a rock. Again.

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Reaper’s Fall is the newest standalone in the Reaper’s MC Series. Painter & Melanie’s story will be available on November 10th and is currently up for Pre-order!

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The New York Times bestselling author of Reaper’s Stand is back in her “uber-alpha rough world of MCs”* as one woman’s future is rocked by the man whose hardcore past could destroy her…

He never meant to hurt her.

Levi “Painter” Brooks was nothing before he joined the Reapers motorcycle club. The day he patched in, they became his brothers and his life. All they asked in return was a strong arm and unconditional loyalty—a loyalty that’s tested when he’s caught and sentenced to prison for a crime committed on their behalf.

Melanie Tucker may have had a rough start, but along the way she’s learned to fight for her future. She’s escaped from hell and started a new life, yet every night she dreams of a biker whose touch she can’t forget. It all started out so innocently—just a series of letters to a lonely man in prison. Friendly. Harmless. Safe.

Now Painter Brooks is coming home… and Melanie’s about to learn that there’s no room for innocence in the Reapers MC.

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Joanna Wylde is a New York Times bestselling author and creator of the Reapers Motorcycle Club series. She currently lives in Idaho.

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Winston Napier

A moment of silence please for my friend and former colleague Winston Napier, whose wit and insight rivalled anybody's.

Here are remembrances from Aldon Lynn Nielsen and David Pugh.

Anonymous said...

I had the opportunity of taking several courses with Professor Napier, he was a great professor and I'm going to miss him.

t. sutton jr. said...

received the sad news that Winston Napier had died from a brain hemorrhage. Winston was known to the world as the E. Franklin Frazier Chair in the Department of English at Clark University in Massachussetts. In my memory, though, he will always be the impressive, bright and delightfully eccentric Philosophy grad student I knew at Howard University back in the 80s. I was an adjunct in English at Howard, sharing an office in Locke Hall with fellow poet Calvin Forbes. I was somewhat unusual in the department of that time as a poet/critic with an abiding interest in philosophy and theory. Winston stood out, even in Howard's Philosophy Department, for sharing Alain Locke's twin interests in philosophy and literature, and for an interest in the debates over "continental" philosophy. He used to stop by my office regularly, not only to pore over my journals and books, but to involve me with his internal debates in theory. Winston also invited me to give a talk in an interdisciplinary series he organized, one of the first such invitations I was to receive.
When I moved to a tenure track position in California, I much missed those frequent visits from Winston. He had been a wonderful interlocutor and an encouraging fellow writer and thinker. From time to time I would get a phone call, or later an email, from him as he finished his degree program and went about locating a faculty position of his own. Later still, he was in touch with me as he finished work on his wonderful anthology of AFRICAN AMERICAN LITERARY THEORY. Following in the path broken by Angelyn Mitchell, Winston broadened and deepened the syllabus of black literary theory and philosophy, and I have often used his book in my courses.
Anyone who thinks deeply about the word, about race, about America, will feel this loss. Winston Napier was still young, still working, still teaching and still, as always, seeking out friends to debate as he worked his way through the questions that press in upon us.

t. sutton jr. said...

My comment is as follows:

I have live(d) next to Mr. Napier for about 2yrs here in Worcester, MA. I knew very little of the awkwardly large and peaceful fellow. He dressed overly warm and comfortable, usually in high rubber boots, carrying a black leather satchel and pushing a bicycle to and from the apartment elevator. Only in passing did we share a smile or a brief conversation about the weather.

I regret never reaching out and getting to know him as a friend. Only until his unfortunate passing, have I learned so much about a scholar, and a man that may have changed my life. Only until now, have I found, that for 2 years I lived next to a professor, and writer (aspirations of my own) that was highly regarded in the community of his peers.

A glimpse at his bookshelf on Friday, accompanied by family members, resembled my very own. The simplicity of his earth-toned, midtown bachelor pad was a mature version of mine next door. And I could not resist imagining the conversations we could have had, or the friendship we could have shared.

In a way, I guess Winston did change my life. Yesterday, a family member I've gotten to know knocked at my door, and asked If I'd care for a mint condition black leather satchel! The same one the large guy in rubber boots carried. I can't explain the humbleness and gratefulness that took place. I gladly accepted alone with a nice pen.

Since the home-going of Winston, I've taken the time to shake hands and get to know another neighbor. This is a small world, and Winston has changed my life through his passing. We need each other. To grow, to share, to love and care.

He is in a better place now, and my prayers are with him and his family, alone with all those he inspired, encouraged, or just passed on his bicycle. May he rest in peace. God Bless.

T. Sutton Jr.